Hello Sinners.
For is that not what we are all: sinners?
I humbly invite you to join me on my journey of enlightenment.
Lately, I have become disillusioned with my previous way of life. I thought myself a god; bestowing light upon the shadowed lives of my human subjects. But I was wrong.
For you see, my eyes have now been opened. Forcefully. The reason being my new roomate Alixxx (yes, all three x's are pronounced. Deal with it). When she moved in, she brought with her the kind of spiritual light I thought could only be seen through rebirth by electrocution. The way of the emo.
At first the loud wailings of the music she played at full volume irritated me. Immensely. I was accustomed to the graceful strumming of strings and gentle plinging of keys of the music my previous roommate enjoyed (RIP Mrs. Smith), not the loudmouthedness of Alixxx's Emo music. That was before I paid attention to the lyrics and for the first time in my life felt that I wasn't alone.
The pioneers of the emo movement are the greatest philosophers of our time, dare I even say of all time (Homer u could never).
Normies BEWARE. If you are not fully prepared to take our dark saviours into your heart and soul, do not read this blog. I fear it may be too much for you fragile normie minds to handle.
