Jeremy J. J.

My name is Jeremy and i work with Planet Express, im not fry i look nothing LIKE fry

[jeremyplanetexpress]

Hello. Im Jeremy. You dont need to know my last name, I dont know you.

Anyway, Heres some things to know about me:

Im a realist. I say what I mean, mean what I say, and I don't sugarcoat it.

No, Im not MEAN, Im just honest. I do try to be thoughtful about others' emotions, but that isnt my strong suit.

I work with Bender, Fry, and Leela on deliveries. I know I'm not really in source, dont piss me off.

Fry is my best friend, so is Bender. im their roommate. I tolerate leela because fry likes her.

I will answer questions, but only if you ask them nicely.

ALSO. im germaphobic, DO NOT mention nasty stuff like vomit to me, I'll cry.

Other than that, Enjoy your stay.

[iamthehappyjester]

Zapp doodles at work

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[nanamisbakery]

Your f/o noticing you’re overstimulated and helping you regulate

[morguehotline]

selfship idea:

if you lose something just imagine your f/o took it and hid it from you as a little joke.

[vvileangel]

What’re your top favorite things about your f/o ?

Is it their looks ? Their personality ? Traits ? Little actions they do ? How they express themselves ? Their identity ? How they speak ? Something else ?

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[sealovinq]

a reminder that it's okay not to have intricate lore with your f/o. you don't have to figure out how you first met, how you became friends, how your relationship with them grew, how you knew that you'd stick together forever. it's okay to immediately jump to the part of your story when you are already together without the need for a back story. it's okay to draw yourselves together even if you haven't explored how you would even get there in the first place. it's okay to just exist with them without having to give justification as to how you came to be together. your f/o is already happy to simply exist with you.

[starlit-roses-ships]

Kind reminder that your f/o wants to take care of you. They love getting to comfort you, reassure you, and to make sure you feel good and safe.

[comfort-character-central-deact]

do y'all ever think about your f/o and just mentally GRABS THEIR FACE AND KISSES AND KISSES AND KISSES AND KISSES AND KISSES AND

[incognitostunner]

(most neutral face imaginable with the most enthusiasm imaginable) The Zappsterrr

[crabussy]

your bike is so cool. i would love to take it all apart down to the frame and clean and service everything and put it back together if I'm ever in NZ. bikes that have been around and in service for so long deserve it! i have a ~1990 topanga that needs to be put back together soon!

(bike kisser voice) only if I'm allowed to watch

[incognitostunner]

z🤤app

[iggykoopa666]

[myintenseallure]

rip out my vocal cords so i can never speak again.

[egodepth-deactivated20180727]

Me: *gets drunk on this*

[deadlykillerqueen]

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[peach-flavored-cyanide]

alternatively

[nebulations]

[ID: Simple comics. The first shows when a "character who is never portrayed smiling... smiles". The person has a flat expression before an arrow transitions to them smiling slightly but sweetly, a yellow glow with flowers and sparkles emanating from them. The next one starts with a sunny-looking "character who is always smiling" before they transition to being in grayscale with wide, staring eyes and a shadowed face. End ID]