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roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe
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almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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wattpad really gave ao3 a huge free promo with their new policy update that makes things even worse for their users. so to all the people who are now moving to ao3 due to this…
welcome! here are what you need to know about ao3 and how it’s the complete opposite of wattpad
trigger warning for the mention of contents that are allowed on ao3 that can be triggering to some.
ao3 is a non-profit organization. it’s run by fans (people like you and me), for fans.
fans donate to the site on their own free will to keep the site up and running smoothly.
ao3 is not a social media. it is an archive.
ao3 doesn’t have ads. it doesn’t have algorithms. it doesn’t have “going viral.”
everything is endlessly free on ao3. there is no “ao3 premium.” you will never see a single ad on ao3, and you can download as many fics as you want to read offline for free.
ao3 doesn’t have an app. and ao3 doesn’t need an app. any “ao3 apps” you see are third-party apps and are not affiliated with ao3, so be careful giving these shady apps your login infos or other personal information.
ao3 was built with the main purpose to 1.) be completely against censorship and 2.) host fics that are banned on other platforms like wattpad.
the reason ao3 doesn’t have an app is because for it to have its own app, appstore and google play store will have to approve it first. and due to the contents ao3 allows, chances are that it won’t get approved. which is actually a good thing. it doesn’t need an app. it works more than fine without an app.
on ao3, every single thing is allowed as long as it is fanfic or fan work (original works, fan art and video edits count as fan works, but if you want to post a video edits on ao3, you will have to post it elsewhere and then link it back to ao3 — ao3 cannot host video edits on its platform due to copyright issues)
by every single thing that is fanfic, I mean every single thing:
the filthiest smut without plot that is written purely for sexual pleasure is allowed. it has its own canonical tag called “plot what plot, porn without plot.”
fics that focus on non-consensual sexual intercourse are allowed, doesn’t matter if the fics glorify or romanticize the act, doesn’t matter if they’re written as kinks. they have their own canonical tag called “rape/non-con.”
fics about characters who are minors are allowed, even if they’re portrayed in a sexual manner, even if they’re non-consensual sexual intercourse. even if the minor characters are romantically and/or sexually involved with characters who are adults. even if the fics are written in ways that glorify and/or romanticize the thing. they have their own canonical tag called “underage sex.”
fics about incest are allowed. doesn’t matter if they glorify or romanticize the relationship. they have their own canonically tag called “incest.” fun fact: the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.
fics about self-harm and suicide are allowed. doesn’t matter if they glorify or romanticize the act. they have their own canonical tags called “self-harm” and “suicide” also “suicidal ideation”, “suicide attempt”, “implied/referenced suicide”, etc.
fics about violence and gore are allowed, even if they were written for the sake of shock value. they have their own canonical tag called “violence”, “blood and gore”, “blood and injuries”, etc.
rpf is also allowed. doesn’t matter if the content of the fics are dark and taboo. they’re treated the same way as any other fics.
every single dark and taboo fic you can think of is allowed. and it has its own canonical tag. because it is the main reason why ao3 was created in the first place.
“but what do I do if I don’t wanna see fics about xyz?” you can filter out any specific tag, character and/or pairing you want.
“what do I do if I wanna find fics about xyz?” you can search for any specific tag, character and/or pairing you want.
a lot of ao3 users rely on tags to search for specific tags, pairings, characters they want. they also rely on tags to filter out and exclude specific tags, pairings, and characters that they don’t want to see.
ao3’s tagging system is by far the most efficient one I’ve ever seen.
on ao3, our main principles are “don’t like don’t read” — which means YOU have a responsibility to curate your own internet experience. yes, ao3 allows all kind of messed up fics, but they also allow you the ability to NOT see anything you don’t want to see, by filtering out specific fics, pairings and/or characters.
no. you cannot harass authors who write about things that disgust you. you can and will be reported for harassment, and ao3 takes harassment very seriously. they will not take your side. because fucked up fics are allowed on ao3—fucked up fics are the main reason ao3 was created—whereas harassment is a direct violation of their terms of service.
ao3 is a house of the freaks and the perverts (affectionate). you ARE in the house of the freaks and the perverts. so don’t think about harassing or being rude to the freaks and the perverts who built this anti-censorship house and are kind enough to let you in.
ao3 is proship, profic, and anti-censorship.
any writer can write whatever they want, however they want. the only etiquette is that you tag your stuff properly and accurately
mistagging for visibility is heavily frowned upon here, and it won’t get your works more views. people will either block or report you if you deliberately mistag things with the purpose of getting your fic more views. as I’ve said before, ao3 is an archive. it’s not a social media. it doesn’t have algorithms or going viral.
if you come across a fic that has the tag “creator chose not to use archive warnings” it means the fic may or may not contain topics that can be triggering, but the author won’t tell you what these topics are, or if there are any at all. so proceed at your own risk.
that said, because ao3 is a non-profit site that hosts millions of works about others’ copyrighted characters, you CANNOT link a monetization platform anywhere on ao3, you CANNOT mention any donation, commission—or anything that involves money—anywhere on ao3. no, you cannot imply donation, commission, or anything that involves money either. that is against their terms of service.
and because ao3 is a place for fanworks, the “work section” of your post has to actually be fanwork (fanfic, original work, fan art, link to a video edit count as fanwork). anything that isn’t fanwork is not allowed.
you cannot post something on ao3 that is not fanwork. so no political statement, no call-out post, no “I’m looking for fics about xyz”.
ao3 is anti censorship as long as what your post is actually fanwork and as long as you don’t violate their terms of service that I’ve mentioned above.
ao3 has their own team of lawyers to protect them, their users, and every fanwork that is posted on their platform.
last but not least, don’t write directly onto ao3. write and store your works elsewhere before copy and paste them onto ao3 once they’re ready to post!! because ao3 does NOT autosave drafts for you, you risk losing everything you’ve typed if there’s a glitch, if the site crashes or if your device unexpectedly shuts down for whatever reason.
that’s all for now. have fun and happy writing/reading!
people complaining about ao3 site “not looking aesthetically pretty” is so funny to me because it’s super clear these people are used to wattpad and other social media platforms where you can have aesthetic layouts, but what they fail to understand is that ao3 is an archive. it’s a library with the purpose of keeping/storing/archiving fanworks. it’s not a social media.
also, you can technically make your ao3 page look aesthetically pretty by applying your own customized skin/layouts on your own ao3 page. according to people who use their own customized skins, it’s easy once you learn how to do it (I personally don’t know how to do it because I’m not interested in learning or applying any fancy skin, and I just use dark mode there) it may not be as easy as decorating twitter or wattpad layout, but that’s because the purpose of ao3 is to archive fanworks, not to be a place for users to show their aesthetic layouts.
once again, ao3 is a non-profit organization, an anti-censorship archive/library that welcomes all kinds of fanfics/fanworks. it doesn’t prioritize “looking aesthetically pretty” because looking aesthetically pretty like a social media platform has never been relevant to its purpose.
here’s the list of things you need to know if you’re new to ao3
New Wave of Smut Censorship on Wattpad & Google Docs
the reason why I don't take cancel culture seriously and why I think it's just a means to justify harassment is that every time someone is cancelled on social media (mostly twitter), it's always because "they ship this ship / they write fanfics about xyz / they draw art about xyz, and these xyz are bad!!!!! they're fiction, but ewww they're disgusting, so instead of curating my own internet experience by blocking/muting what upsets me, I will harass them over fiction instead; this way people know I am morally superior by 1.) not condoning taboo fiction 2.) harassing real people over it" and every single time I see these call-out posts, I'm looking at these morally superior bullies like
anyway someone’s 👏🏻 taste 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 fiction 👏🏻 does 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 reflect 👏🏻 their 👏🏻 real-life 👏🏻 moral 👏🏻 compass 👏🏻
Wattpad wouldn’t survive the canonical porn without plot tag on AO3 😭 But in all seriousness this isn’t new. Wattpad has always been very pro censorship and a lot of authors have had their works removed with no warning before, so this looks to me like same old rules just even more strict than before? And don’t get me started on the ads that have been flooding the site for years, unless you subscribe to an ad-free Wattpad premium where you won’t get ads as long as you pay, but your works will still get removed if it’s too spicy or taboo and someone reports it. This is why we love AO3
the one that got away
disclaimer: imo, tom’s spiderman wouldn’t cheat but for the sake of this fanfic, that will happen :3
contains: angst
BND!Peter longed for this moment. After years of isolation, he finally had MJ in his arms again. Granted, not quite the way he wanted but she was here nevertheless. There was one problem; he also had you.
It was the second semester of his third year when Peter met you in one of his classes. It started off innocently, partners for a project, but somewhere between late night sessions and coffee dates, his quiet affection deepened into something more demanding. And it scared him.
He had kept himself away for so long, the idea of loving someone seemed unfathomable. Not only loving you, but letting you know all his secrets, his insecurities and his past.
But there you were, holding him in your arms as he spilled about he had lost everyone years ago. Peter described it as living in another world, a depressing, scary world. In that moment, all he felt was the warmth that radiated off you and the feeling of your hand softly stroking his hair.
It was well late into the night when Peter had returned from one of his patrols. You had been waiting for nearly an hour past the time he promised to be home. When the front door clicked shut, your eyes flicked up to gaze at Peter. He was still in his suit, mask off but he looked more distressed than usual.
Your initial thought was something went wrong or he let his latest case slip away. But even after pestering him, Peter didn’t want tell you what was on his mind.
“C’mon, you’ll get them next time. Don’t tire yourself out, you’re only one person.”
He fell back into his usual position, body between your legs where his head could rest on your stomach.
“It’s not—,” a quiet sigh, “it’s not that. Well it is related to that, but—.” He stops himself as if debating whether he should tell the truth.
“I saw MJ.”
Immediately the feeling of despair pooled at the bottom of your heart. You managed to scramble out a small “oh,” while your hand paused at stroking his hair.
“And I kissed her.”
Another punch to the gut. A long, excruciating, pause of silence followed by Peter sitting up and reaching to interlock your hands only to be met with you pulling back. He flinched slightly, a little surprised but understood your reaction.
“I’m really sorry. I have no excuses. What I did was wrong, I got caught up in the moment.”
He waited to see if you had any other reaction than stoicism but you didn’t. Instead, your lips tightened into a line like you were trying to hold yourself back from shouting.
“Hey, hey, look at me please. I don’t want to lose you, I don’t want to do this again. It wasn’t her, it was Jean Grey. She mind controlled Mj.” As if that made it any better.
“You still kissed her,” the worry that you buried deep in the back of your mind had suddenly come true. You had feared what would happen if MJ ever returned, or they somehow met by coincidence. But this? This was worse than you could’ve ever imagined.
Peter desperately clung onto you as you attempted to leave. His eyes watered and nose sniffled when you jerked your arm away. No amount of pleading would solve this. You had convinced yourself that somewhere in his heart he would leave some space for you, eventually parts of MJ would disappear but it was clear he loved only MJ.
You didn’t know whether to be mad at yourself for believing it could work or him for not being honest to himself.
“I might as well paint my face and join the circus with the way you think any of this would ever be ok.”
“I didn’t— no! I never said it would ever be ok. I messed up, big time. I can’t even express how sorry I am,” another desperate sigh escaped his lips.
“Don’t, Peter. I don’t want to hear it. I was a fool to think you could ever give up the girl you dated for six months, four years ago.”
He kneeled, begged, cried but none of it was enough to make you stay. The door shut with a finality.
A lego piece slips from his grasp, making a small clink as it hit the table. He had been replaying that conversation over and over that he didn’t notice until MJ said something.
MJ looked over concerned, “you okay?”
“Uh, yeah I’m fine. Just..lost in thought.” MJ nodded in response then returned to sketching something in her book.
He had MJ and Ned back. He had Frank. He even had Jean Grey, but he didn’t have you. Peter didn’t know what hurt worse, having everyone but a different version of them or never having you in his life again.
That familiar ache in his chest returned, similar to when everything went to shit four years ago. But it was more intense. Like one wrong move could explode his heart into a million pieces.
Perhaps it was always intended to end this way. You being the one who got away.
rick & morty masterlist
༒ rick c-137
my dearest diane | [part two]
dating app
nsfw headcanons
༒ rick prime
nsfw headcanons
My Dearest, Diane — Rick C-137
Summary: You reminded him a lot like his wife Diane. Your voice, the way you presented yourself reminded him too much of her. In every universe—no matter the outcome— Rick always loses their Diane. Maybe the universe is playing tricks on him again. (PART ONE)
Tags: black! reader insert, no use of yn for reader, angst, quiet/shy reader!
MY DEAREST, DIANE
“It's like the universe is coming to haunt me again. Literally."
Rick Sanchez hated you. He hated the way you made him feel, as if you're not a painful reminder of his wife. Whenever you're around, he has to force himself to stay distracted or to stay glued in his garage. Rick Sanchez didn't want to relive the memory of what he lost in every goddamn universe. It wasn't fair to you, nor was it to him. It was hard to ignore you when all he can hear is the laugh that Diane once made. Everyone at the table noticed the way Rick stiffens when you crack jokes with Beth, and the way his eyes narrowed whenever he saw the way you smiled in his direction.
black panther masterlist
༒ t'challa
time traveler headcanons (black panther!reader)
basic relationship headcanons w/ shy/quiet significant other
yandere! headcanons
don't freeze
soul bonded
🌸 Peter Parker, flower boy 🌸
All 3 Spider-Men HCs
What makes them worry about you the most?
My Masterlist
NSFW Headcannons - P.P
Pairing: Tobey! Peter Parker x Fem! Reader
Warnings: 18+ content, sex, minors DNI, overstim, crying, Sub Peter, fem dom, pegging, face sitting, swearing obv, dry humping, unprotected sex, vaginal sex, porn watching, praise kink (m), oral sex (m+f), male fucking female w strapon, orgasm denial, pet names (baby), degrading, let me know if I’ve missed any!
A/N: I am just very horny lol.
STOP TAGGING YOUR CANON X OC AS AN X READER
I’m sick of this shi bruh
When the character you simp for is too niche and/or his or her hype era died years ago so all you have is old fics or fics with 10 likes:
My examples:
And that’s only some off the top of my head. I feel so lonely reading the fics.
(HEAVY ON DIMITRI, HARRY, and FRANCIS)
Yan!(or for your cringed ears)Obsessed!Rick and my thoughts on him being obsessed and trying to crack what he'd be like.
🛸 I know that commonly, when most people have the obsessed trait, they're not really seen as "Evil," just creepy or overly infatuated. Not saying that Rick would be evil; I mean, he technically isn't good or bad, more of just toxic and alcoholic. You see, he sees emotional connection as a weakness.
🛸 But my Rick is immoral. I may not have his character down 100%, but I have some what of a brain, which brings me to my next thought. If Rick were to be that obsessed with someone, he definitely wouldn't be drunk. From what I saw from the whole Prime Rick More, a sober Rick is a lot scarier than the normal booze junky one we're used to.
🛸 I'm not gonna turn him into this overleavened affection person like I see happening a lot to original characters' personalities. Rick is toxic, withholding, but also broken and deprived himself; he's not just gonna ease into someone. He can manipulate minds and dethrone planets with a snap of his finger.
🛸 There is no escape or leaving; you're not just trapped physically by the barrier or tracking chip he has on you, but emotionally. Rick isn't vulnerable, but he is broken; he'll say stuff like "You need me" or "I'll obliterate you" as threats. Because, unlike all the other situationships he's had for thousands of year your irreplaceable, and that's big for Rick to acknowledge to himself mentally.
🛸 If he can track down and kill Rick Prime (yes, I'm aware Evil Morty was mainly the cause), then it would be kids' play to hunt any hiding spot and drag you back to him. Maybe doing something as extreme as keeping you sick. Between a state of being fine but wimpy enough to know you can't run.
🛸 Drinking fogs up his emotional drive, dulls the loneliness and self-hatred, since he doesn't have any of that now he not as chaotic, more smooth, calculating, ruthless. He's smart; he can read people; he knows when you're yearning for an exit and makes sure to remind you that it's just a stupid. pathetic. fantasy.
🛸 he'd kill you and revive you back as a reminder not to cross him when you start defending someone other than him. he could give you anything you want, or completely break you down and create new nightmares to process.