❤️The Valeska twins can❤️ walk over me any day

Celina, she/her, asexual heteroromantic, just a romani girl from Finland who likes to make shitty memes of the Valeska twins :)) Other blog; buckysplumass

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Jerome: jeez bruce, you really need to do something about those dark eye bags of yours

Bruce: oh do you mean my 🌠Tim Burton aesthetic🌠?

Jerome: alright emo boy go get some God damn sleep

[yijinheedo-deactivated20220316]

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Edit: Pls refer to reblog for updated list of resources

[jerome-valeska-trash]

How many times must there be a case like this where an absolutely innocent person was brutally killed on the spot for no reason. And the murderer gets away with it for reasons that are so clearly bullshit. The murderer shot Daunte Wright for no reason at all and because of that his family, loved ones and his child have to fucking suffer. The injustice in this case is absolutely horrifying and disgusting.

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: look Jerome, I just don't think that you should call me daddy

Jerome: :( why not?

Bruce: well mine was literally murdered infront of me

Jerome: mmhmm

Bruce: and you killed yours for crying out loud!

Jerome: yeees?

Bruce: so it cannot be healty! For either of us!!

Jerome:

Jerome: >:)

Jerome: daddy

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Jerome and Jeremiah robbing Mcdonalds

Jeremiah, threatening the manager: open the cash register right now or I will shoot you!

Jerome: and give us the happy meal toys! ALL the happy meal toys!!

Jeremiah: :/ uumm yea anyway, the money

Jerome: THE HAPPY MEAL TOYS SIR. WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE HAPPY MEAL TOYS?!

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: good morning Jerome! How you doing this morning?

Jerome: I haven't felt anything since I was 8 years old

Bruce: that's great babe! Breakfast is almost ready

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-original-tiny-satan]

[jerome-valeska-trash]

This kind of word choosing is a way of manipulation. This is about CHILD RAPE. Let me say that again. This is about RAPING CHILDREN.

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: *flags down a taxi*

Taxi driver: where to?

Bruce: can you take me to- wait Jerome?!

Jerome: someone's got to pay the bills Brucie

Bruce:

Bruce: hun I'm a millionare

Jerome:

Bruce:

Jerome: oh yea fuck

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: I used to think I didn't need anybody but myself until...

Jerome: until you fell in love with me

Bruce: I didn't fall in love with you, you fucking tripped me

Jerome: watch where you're going next time then stumpy

Ed: ah yes, true love

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Jeremiah: how's your morning going Brucie~

Bruce: well Jerome just asked me what my favourite colour is, then told me I'm wrong, so pretty normal

Jeremiah:...

[furry-mussels-deactivated202104]

[jerome-valeska-trash]

As a romani myself I was SO happy to see this post. This literally made my day. Nobody ever talks about our race and the lack of romani representation basically anywhere is just sad. This subject is so untalked about that even I had no idea that the english word "gypsy" is a racial slur. I literally had to google a proper name for our race so I could speak about it in english.

I wish you would've seen my face when I saw this post. I was just so exited to actually see people talking about this matter, about MY RACE, for once

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Jerome: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life

Bruce: I wake up at 5

Jerome:...

Jerome: I want to go to bed with you for the rest of my life

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: *walks in on Jerome and Jeremiah playing uno*

Bruce: hey guys can I-

Jeremiah: istg Jerome when this is over I'm going to hunt you down and break every one of your fingers-

Jerome: I'd like to see you try you cheating, dishonest fucKING bITCH-

Bruce: *slowly retreating* alright nvm

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Cop deserves a life sentence. Who knows how many lives he’s ruined with something like this.

[spookingxinxsilence]

Seeing him jump when he realizes he’s being recorded is just

[havoc-midnight]

Boost!

[blackwoolncrown]

I just would like to take a moment and ask y'all nonblacks to think about what this does to a community. Just like, think of the general systemic effects for a moment… Thanks.

[cold-hearted-tendencies]

Aw hell nah 🤦🏽‍♀️

[brunhiddensmusings]

destroying the police unions means cops who do this get fired i would like cops who do this to get fired, wouldnt you?

[cheese-greater-official]

Jesus Christ 🤢

[jerome-valeska-trash]

What kind of a disgusting person do you have to be to do something like this??

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Jerome: *rolls over in bed*

Jerome: *whispering to Bruce*

Jerome: I ate like forty chicken nuggets today

[avocadomangoe]

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Oh no! Oh dear! I accidentally hit reblog! 😅Oh mercy me I sure do hope that he won't appear in my room tonight. 🙅‍♀️That would just be horrible. 🙈 Welp better put some makeup and my prettiest pyjamas on. 😙✌️

[jerome-valeska-trash]

Bruce: if you died, how much would you think I'd miss you?

Jerome: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

[jerome-valeska-trash]

FINALLY I have colored the "Jerome as an animal crossing character" drawing