Rapid Gains
(tw: contains rapid weight gain/hyper weight gain/ hyper sizes... Not my usual stuff, but I hope ya like it.)
What if every month, you gained one pound that you could never lose. You wouldn't have to eat extra to gain it or anything, it would just magically pile on.
You probably wouldn't even notice it happening for a while. By about four months, you might start to notice your pants fitting more snuggly.
It would be quite a slow gain, wouldn't it?
How about this: what if every week, you gain one pound that you could never lose.
You'd go about your life like normal. Going to work, spending time with friends/family. You hardly even think about it happening, and even as a month passes, you hardly feel any difference, but you have noticed your appetite is much more out of control.
More time passes as you go on without thinking about it, and one morning you wake up to find that none of your clothes fit. 4 months have passed and you've put on nearly 30 pounds.
Oh, but what if...
What if you could take it further.
You want to, don't you?
What if, every morning, you packed on one pound that you could never lose.
The first few days of it are fine. You go about your day like usual, but by the fourth day, you do notice people staring. Your clothes are getting much tighter, and your belly much rounder. Near the end of the week, you end up eating out with some friends and the buttons go flying off of your shirt, revealing your bulging belly.
By the time only a month passes, you've already put on another 30 pound, and gone through several wardrobe sizes.
...
It still feels quite slow, doesn't it?
Then...
What if every hour was another pound; Every hour you got fatter and there was nothing you could do to undo it.
You'd wake up and get ready for work like usual. Your pants already feel tighter than the day before. The drive to work feels like an eternity as your clothes dig into your flesh.
9 hours of work, and by the end of it your wardrobe is clinging on tightly. People are definitely staring.
By the end of the day you're starving, and you stop by somewhere to stuff your face, and in the drive-thru one more pound finally makes your clothes give way, and rip in multiple places.
After only a week, you've put on 168 pounds, and none of your clothes come close to fitting, so you decide to stay home and order a pizza. You're gaining so fast that all you can think about is food, now.
But...
Is it really enough?
What if...
What if every minute you piled on another pound to your 300+ pound frame.
You'd stand in front of the mirror for a while and watch for a few minutes as the pounds pile on, then you'd get bored, and watch a movie or tv.
That's when the pounds would start creeping up on you.
By the end of even a single movie, you'd have another 100 pounds on your frame, and by the end of the day, you'd be more than immobile.
Oh, but...
Is that really enough for you?
How big do you want to get?
How beyond the limits of reality should we go?
What if every second was a pound to add to your fat ass.
You'd watch as your body rapidly expands, growing fatter and fatter without stopping. Within a minute you gain 60 pounds, and in an hour, a whopping 3600. Your belly is a mountain. Your thighs are thicker than you ever thought possible, but still, the growth doesn't stop.
Your weight has climbed into the 5th digit, and the walls in your home begin to crack, breaking open as you grow fatter than they can handle.
Then, after several hours, you notice your gains have slowed down significantly. That one pound you're gaining every second hardly makes a difference on your 350,000 body.
So, what do you think?
What do you say we make your growth a little bit faster?
Iād probably be unable to resist any chance like this to increase the speed of my weight gain. Still, both approaches appeal to me: gaining slowly but relentless over months and years, or gaining so rapidly that it truly would be shocking to me and those around me.
Either way, I will end up enormously, hopelessly obese.
