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If ah was forced into one or the other? Appletini. Ah didn't care fer it much, but it's a heck of a better option than lyin'.
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If you didn't have a choice, would you rather be turned back into Apple Lie or Appletini?
If ah was forced into one or the other? Appletini. Ah didn't care fer it much, but it's a heck of a better option than lyin'.
hello-darkness-my-old-friend:
Even Earthponies can fly by =FeyrahĀ
cutiemarkofmastery:
ā¦ah willā¦
Apple Bloom hugs Applejack, thankful to her sister for letting her go through with this. She knows Scootaloo needs the getaway. She pauses for a second, thinking about something.
ā¦would ya feel better if you came with us? Ah wouldnāt want ya ta worry the whole timeā¦
Applejack wrapped a hoof around Apple Bloom and placed her head on the top of the others briefly, hugging her back.
Ya know ah can't, there's jus' too much ta do 'round the place fer me ta go off galavantin'. Plus, ah'd just be dead weight fer y'all. You go and have fun with yer friends.
cutiemarkofmastery:
What? Oh, no, ah wasnāt planninā on usinā the Keyblade! Ah was jusā gonna do what the other fillies do anā take mah spaceship!
As fer Scoot⦠sheās fine. Sheās jusā been a little down is all, so ah wanna help her.
She sighs again.
Ah still don't know if ah'm really comfortable with all'a this, but at one point ah'm gonna have ta stop bein' so protective over y'all.Ā
Just... stay safe, alright? Stay close ta yer friends.
cutiemarkofmastery:
Well, Scootaloo needs some cheerinā up so weāre goinā ta see another world. Itāll be a few days before we go though ācause ah hafta plot our course.
Aw shoot, is this 'bout that Keyblade nonsense again? Ah thought ah told you...
Applejack sighs.
What happened ta Scootaloo? Is she alright?
cutiemarkofmastery:
Sounds like a busy day! Ahāll get started right away!
Oh, by the way, sis, ahām planninā ta go on a trip with Scootaloo anā Sweetie Belle in a few days. After weāre done with the chores, would it be alright if ah took a basket aā apples ta eat on the way?
Depends, where y'all headin' off to? And why fer so long?
cutiemarkofmastery:
Need any help, sis?
Hmm, the shed needs some fixin' up, there's loose floor boards everywhere. We need ta clean up all them crab apples off the ground before someone steps in 'em, the hay bales need ta be put in the barn, and that cellar door needs ta be fixed. Ah still can't believe ah tripped like that, right inta the door, too...
Mah creator's been usin' this here account fer too much OOC stuff today. Good fer nothing, lazy, son of a-
Ah, whatever. Ah got trees ta buck anyway.
master-of-muses:
āIām Aperture Scienceās Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. And you, pony, are a test subject.ā
Ah'm a what now? Ah didn't sign up fer this!Ā What kinda test? Rarity, what's goin' on here?
master-of-muses:
Iāll just⦠give her a momentā¦
And so GLaDOS enters the mix.
āOh, look. Another pony. Does this one enjoy silk and lace as much as you do?ā
D'augh! So, ya can talk! 'N not jus' stare at me. That's... well, ah haven't figured out if that's a good thing or not yet.
Er... what are ya?
master-of-muses:
Well, yes, really.
Theyāre a bit of an odd sort, but I suppose I can introduce you to a few. Does anyone strike you in particular, dear?
Hmm...
What the hay is that big floatin' robot doohickey there? The one with that yellow eye?
...starin' right at me?
master-of-muses:
Oh, just a few friends. Why, darling? Curious?
Well... yeah! There's twenty one'a y'all! Ya call that a few?
Never mind that, mind introducin' me ta some of 'em?
master-of-muses started following you
Howd-
Woah, sure are a lot'a ya. Rarity, who are all of 'em?
jerseylightning started following you
vrisk:
In all technicality, you havenāt actually seen me yet. Thatās alright, most people havenāt. Anyway, shouldnāt you be working or something? That farm of yours requires a lot of work, Iād bet. I donāt actually know much about it, but youād think, right? Itās really big, after all!Ā
Technicality? If ya say so.
The farm's bein' taken good care of! Big Mac said he'd take Apple Bloom ta go 'n help him 'round the farm, so it's all go-
Jus' a minute, what's Apple Bloom doin'? She- APPLE BLOOM, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT BASKET OF APPL- *sigh*.
Great, she went 'n toppled 'em all over. Ah hate ta cut this short, but ah gotta go clean up the apples that she spilled. Nice talkin' with ya! Ah have a feelin' we'll be talkin' pretty soon, somehow.
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vrisk:
You donāt even go here, but I canāt say no to that face. Iām Bee!! I have a feeling you sort of know me already⦠in some way⦠heh.
Hmm? What makes ya say that? This is the firs' time ah'm seein' ya.
Well, pleasure ta meet ya, Miss Bee!Ā
Hold up, come ta think of it, ya do feel sorta familiar... that's more odd than Big Mac on his spa days. Shoot, wasn't s'pposed ta mention that...
honkincapricious:
HoUsE? tHaTās LiKe OnE oF tHoSe HuMaN hIvEs, RiGhT? sHiT, tHeY lOoK pReTtY aLrIgHt FoR eArTh StUfF. AnD tHeReāS a Fuā- a ToN oF uS! a WhOlE pLaNeT fUlL aNd MoRe. I gUeSs YoU lIvE oN eArTh wItH aLl ThOsE hUmAnS, hUh?
UhHhH, i GuEsS sO. iāM nOt SuRe WhAt A pArEnT iS, bUt WhAtEvEr YoU sAy! MaN, i BeT aLl ThOsE sEaPoNiEs ArE aLl LiViN iN tHe DeEp BlUe, ChIlLiN wHeRe AlL tHe LaNdPoNiEs CaNāt Be AlL sWiMmIn To. YoU jUsT gOtTa WaIt FoR tHeM tO cOmE oN uP tO tHe LaNd.
ItāS lIkE wAiTiNg FoR a MiRaClE.
Human hives? Humans don't exist 'n Equestria, s'far as ah know. Ah only jus' met 'em a few days ago. So no, ah don't live with 'em, but ah know a human version'a me! Kinda surreal, but ah'm makin' the best of it.
A parent is kinda like whatever yer "lusus" is. They take care'a ya 'n raise ya until yer all grown up! Well, there was this legend 'bout our ancestors, that there used ta be humans and seaponies 'round the place. The seapony legend started resurfacin' lately, 'n ah have no idea why.Ā
Really, if ah hadn't seen mah human self 'n a human version'a mah friend Twilight, ah wouldn't've believed they existed mahself.
Miracles? Ah think yer better off talkin' ta Pinkie Pie fer that type'a stuff. She's usually keen on those things.