Talk superheroes to me

I'm Jesec sometimes I make gifs

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

i’m like if a saint was also a faggot

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[turing-tested]

the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware

[turing-tested]

shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], but surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[why-i-love-comics]

DC Pride #1 - “Finding Batman” (2022)

written by Kevin Conroy art by J. Bone

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[kristina100000]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you

[love-personal]

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist

[5u5]

fuck that’s so much funnier

[seriousjones]

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

[ever-so-plucky]

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm struggling to even type this but... Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove was lowkey an awakening for me

Girl an awakening to WHAT

[angelnumbers]

tumblr will be like "here's a blog in your orbit" and it's the most insufferable bitch you've ever seen

[goblincore-aesthetic]

Mona Lisa and her possum.

[laughconfetti]

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

[pretentiouslimericks]

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre