lion

moon boi

[jesheaxp]

no

yes

[respectfulmemes]

[queenriver-deactivated20200113]

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

[gif87a-com]

[leobitch-deactivated20180907]

Love the chaos

[1-800-lynks]

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

[katswenski]

[lipat]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[thecommonchick]

[anti-feminism-pro-girl-power-de]

Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you 

[femininechrist]

I don’t care.

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[notyourpepperoni]

honestly an experiment i took waay too long to finish

[weavemama]

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

[forgofamilyforgofriendsx-blog]

[lipstickndynamite-deactivated20]

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

[doctorinternet]

What this is so beautiful

[clareer]

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

[profanities]

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

[swordarmsaxelegs]

Even Homer had quite a few moments and they usually depicted him as a bad parent.

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[hazedhowell-blog]

GOD bless

[noortherndownpoour]

Typical

[arandomthot]

Both of these are big time moods

[onlybandlyrics]

If it wasn’t for this music I don’t know how I would’ve fought this.

Twenty One Pilots// Lane Boy (via onlybandlyrics)