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[officialantsov]

tifu: why i might be leaving the ravkan throne

so it appears that recently there has been some . . . controversy over my relationship with a good friend of mine, alina starkov. i hope you all know that i never meant to hurt her in any way . . . but i would like to apologize for kissing her. i was young back then, and stressed about becoming a king and the future of my country . . . and i know that isn’t an excuse, but i still felt like i needed to explain. it was a dark time for me, and obviously i was not thinking straight . . . look guys know how it is, sometimes you’re just scared and horny . . . 🥺🙏

but i am so, so sorry. i know i no longer deserve the position of king . . . and if you would like me to step down i understand . . . 😔👑

alina, if you’re reading this, i hope you can forgive me. i know it might not be possible, but if it helps, i will allow you to punch me ( again ) at a tbd date. 😭👊 anything if we can be friends again.

thank you all for standing by me in this difficult time and knowing that i am truly sorry, and trusting that i can change. ❤️

[jesperofficial]

can’t believe i used to look up to you </3

[jesperofficial]

hey sexies i’m back <3 sorry for being gone so long had to lie low cuz of my da lol i know y’all missed me

[wylanofficial]

GUYS HELP THERE ARE MEN HERE FROM A GANG IN THE BARREL I THINK THEYRE TRYING TO KIDNAP ME HELPFGJNFSAIMMKIDSAS

@brekkerofficial @zenikofficial @kuweiofficial @jesperofficial @helvarofficial @matthias-helvar-official @starkovofficial @colmfaheyofficial @adrikofficial @inejofficial

[starkovofficial]

Oh goddamnit

I'll get Zoya. She can help because uh, no more sun magic

[nazyalenskyofficial]

Alina you do realize that i am literally in a different country right????

how to do expect to get from ravka to kerch so fast?

[wylanofficial]

PLEASE BE QUICK

[starkovofficial]

AREN'T YOU A DRAGON ZOYA?!

[nazyalenskyofficial]

YEAH BUT I’M ALSO BUSY

[starkovofficial]

Well it seems Brekker is taking care of the situation

[wylanofficial]

ALL @brekkerofficial HAS DONE SO FAR IS FORGET I’M DYSLEXIC I REALLY NEED BACKUP

[starkovofficial]

@officialantsov may I borrow one of your flying ships?

[kuweiofficial]

the fuck is happening

[brekkerofficial]

Apparently wylan has been kidnapped

[kuweiofficial]

lmao 💀

[brekkerofficial]

Lol a bunch of dudes with a giant screaming sack that I’m pretty sure contains wylan in it just walked past me

Wylan has anyone told you you’re screaming sounds like a hyperventilating cat

[wylanofficial]

I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY

[brekkerofficial]

“I’M NOT SCREAMING I’M TOO BUSY USING THE SPEECH TO TEXT FEATURE THAT MUST BE A DECOY” screamed  potato sack wylan sounding like a hyperventilating cat  

[wylanofficial]

THIS IS NOT HELPING KAZ @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial DO SOMETHING

[zenikofficial]

Can't you just

You know

Blow them up?

[wylanofficial]

I DON’T HAVE A MATCH AND ANYWAYS THAT WOULD BLOW UP ME TOO??

[zenikofficial]

Well ask @kuweiofficial to make fire or something

Unless you're willing to die

And I'm pretty sure you can run fast Wylan

[brekkerofficial]

Oh lol, they're taking potato sack Wylan to the pier.

Wylan , I hope you know how to swim

[wylanofficial]

SHIT??? I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE SYMPATHETIC TO SOMEONE BEING DROWNED

GUYS I THINK THEYRE GOING TO THROW ME IN I NEED HELP @jesperofficial ANYONE PLEASE SYJNNGDSSUJMN *water noises*

[jesperofficial]

WHAT 😳 THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ok omw

[zenikofficial]

@kuweiofficial @wylanofficial @jesperofficial So are you three ever going to resolve this sexual tension or...

[wylanofficial]

Me??? Sexual tension with... @kuweiofficial???? I’m just here for @jesperofficial what does it MEAN

[kuweiofficial]

or IS it with @jesperofficial 🤔

[jesperofficial]

listen i know y’all both like me but you gotta wait your turn 🥰🥰

[wylanofficial]

Kaz just told me I can’t blow up the tomb.... brb feeling sad😔

@jesperofficial @zenikofficial I need encouragement

@brekkerofficial stop telling me what to do😡

[jesperofficial]

do it bb he could use a little damage to his self esteem <3

[jesperofficial]

was thinking of something iconic to say but then i remembered everything that comes out of my mouth is iconic <3 good evening dear followers you have been blessed

[wywei-remade-deactivated2020121]

Grishaverse Ball where it's like tumblr prom with the roleplay blogs but on Halloween.

I mean, we've already reached this level of cringe what is there to lose

lmaooo i like the way you think

[jesperofficial]

oh?

@wylanofficial​ hey king <3

[helvarofficial]

@zenikofficial @jesperofficial @inejofficial @kuweiofficial @wylanofficial @brekkerofficial

What are your favorite songs? My two favorites are the Fjerdan national anthem and Ribs by Lorde

[jesperofficial]

don’t stop me now by queen :))

[wylanofficial]

What do you guys think of this drawing I did? It’s of everyone important in the Crows I hope you guys like it🥺🥺

@brekkerofficial @inejofficial @jesperofficial @zenikofficial @helvarofficial

Art by @/itsiparwing please follow them the owner of this acc can only draw stick figures!!!!!!

[jesperofficial]

omg i look so sexy in this drawing wylan thank you 😌 😌

[jesperofficial]

just found out my da is on tumblr, now i gotta delete all my posts about gambling sigh

[colmfaheyofficial]

Jesper Llewelyn Fahey don’t make me get on a boat to Ketterdam. I will.

[jesperofficial]

OH GOD OH FUCK

[jesperofficial]

just found out my da is on tumblr, now i gotta delete all my posts about gambling sigh

[kuweiofficial]

@jesperofficial are you made of copper and tellurium.. because you are Cu Te haha lmao 🥰

[jesperofficial]

i in fact am 😎😎

[jesperofficial]

having a breakdown, don’t hmu

i kised. the WRONG BOY ??? 

[jesperofficial]

@wylanofficial hey <3

[jesperofficial]

yeah yeah it’s me the real jesper fahey in the flesh