so bored

[catastrofe]

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[imagineguyfieri]

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

[sister-stress-deactivated202311]

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne on ceaselessly into Flavortown

[bob-belcher]

[lord-kitschener]

Putting potato chips on a sandwich with the other ingredients so you get a cronch is absolute the only righteous way to live

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

hey what the fuck

[lord-kitschener]

Stop being afraid to live deliciously

[overblush]

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

[how-hufflepuff]

So we could cry when they lose patients on doctor shows

[planethobbit]

rainbow road is so hard bc it symbolizes the struggle of the lgbt+ community. in this essay i will be-

[uglysex]

[slavery]

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!

OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

[hasbrotoys]

yesterday I almost crashed on the tollway because I saw a man driving and just taking a bite out of a whole, unpeeled grapefruit. it was a hateful act.

[hasbrotoys]

I don’t believe aliens are hiding among us but that man was without a doubt an alien

[melonmemes]

Saw online and couldn’t stop laughing.

[mrpibb]

[reactionvideo]

That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

[damps]

RIP 2015

2015-2015

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[boota]

what that ass do

sit