Jess

i like to post about fandoms, aesthetics and funny things.

[todeswalzer-deactivated20230811]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[zooophagous]

Cordial is so photogenic

[soakmysoulinlsd-deactivated2021]

smoking phat™ per usual

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[zsnes]

his name is Whole Roasted Chicken

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[mediamattersforamerica]

Some State of the Union commentary you won’t be hearing on Fox News.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[preshiee-deactivated20190701]

Am I cute enough to go viral? Or do you agree that Donald Trump needs to be deported? Or Both lol?

[addictivities]

[humanobastardo]

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[jessabelle-b]

My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings

[mojav]

im sapiophobic. if youre intelligent i will beat you to death

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

You’re*

[mojav]