Badger Jess

[rooolt]

average darkness man civilian outfits:

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[byjove]

When the average heterosexual family man complains about his family not respecting him, it is almost always because there is absolutely nothing about him to respect and he has made no effort to connect with any of them and he considers the slightest pushback or lack of affection a sign of ‘disrespect’. When the average heterosexual family woman complains about her family not respecting her, it’s usually because her 14 year old son keeps calling her a bitch and throwing things at her while her husband laughs. The difference is so fucking stark.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Digital de-aging is bad not just because it always looks creepy as fuck no matter how much money they pour into it, but because it deprives me of getting to see the fucking black magic of a) the casting director somehow finding someone who looks unnervingly like the original actor despite not being related at all and b) the actors completely convincing me that they are, in fact, the same person at different times in their life.

[matrixdragon]

And occasionally, the amusement of sticking a bad wig and some makeup on the original actor and just demanding we accept they're a teenager now.

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone in this family is hilarious no notes

[hootenanie]

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

[mr-ticky]

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

[johnbrownfunclubofficial]

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

[saint-batrick]

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

[sighinastorm]

"The seductive nature of glorifying war"... kinda.

This is by American artist C.D. Batchelor, for the New York Daily News. This reflected the paper's common isolationist stance, and that of its publisher Joseph Patterson—a major bankroller of the America First Committee.

The committee and its messaging, seeming innocent enough, did enjoy a fair bit of support from all stripe of Americans, including progressive groups. ...But it was also very much a haven and mouthpiece for American Nazis and their sympathizers.

Theodore Geisel bit them hard:

I cannot describe for you the artist Batchelor's ideological character. Taken by itself, yes, certainly, the comic is quite good! He won the Pulitzer Prize for it.

[sighinastorm]

Re-reading this, I'm not sure how clear I made it. The American Nazis wanted America to stay out of the war, because that's what served their interests. And there were a lot, and I mean an embarrassing volume, of American Nazi sympathizers—more than can simply be counted from rolls of dues-paying members and mailing lists. Their rally in Madison Square Garden drew a crowd of 20,000. They wanted to let Hitler do his thing, and were perfectly aware of what that meant... not sure how well and how broadly it was known in 1936, but American political cognoscenti were aware of Hitler's aims even before he was appointed chancellor in 1933. By 1938 it was all public knowledge—despite some claims you still find that we didn't know anything until late 1942. Kristallnacht was widely covered in the press, with plenty of stories of inhumanity and misery leading up to that. If it hadn't been for the German-Japanese alliance, and Pearl Harbor, we might have let Putin, I mean Hitler, establish total European dominion.

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[redstonedust]

crazy to me that some people have never experimented with their gender presentation. like not even for a costume or anything. its like hearing someones never been swimming like well i guess you dont NEED to do that to live a full and rich life but i think youre missing out.

[filmtvtoday]

DERRY GIRLS | 1.01

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[byjove]

I don’t buy store bought cards, I always make cards. Which is far more expensive. And I am bad at art. And I am at an age where it is not endearing to be bad at art. My loved ones are getting not-so-great collage cards from their 25 year old son/nephew/grandson/cousin.