ej lames

EJ. they/she. smug homosexual. neurodivergent mess. nonbinary dyke. Old.

[darnmand]

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlfailure.

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[nosnexus]

So much getting set up over pancakes

City Council of Darkness episode 5

[littlealienproducts]

PDF FILES - Luna the Crow Sewing Case - Raven keepsake Pattern by TheWishingShed

[dankxsinatra]

[yellbug]

one really really really funny thing you realize when you are studying history is that people pretty much always desperately wanted to post online and would have been soooooo fucking crazy on here. i wish hildegard of bingen was oomf

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it's ok to keep secrets, everybody has some skeletons in the closet. Wraiths in the attic. Ghosts in the bedroom. Mummy in the kitchen. Enchanted armor on the stairs. Slimes in the basement. Maybe a giant spider in the backyard. Beholder or two in the garage. Vampires are also in the closet

[slimepost-generator]

my house is very unsafe

[danikriatura]

[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[ejlames]

I saw a woman the other day. On an overground tube platform. Sun in her face, taking up a whole bench. She had a cigarette and whatever that was in her water bottle probably wasn’t water. Music blasting, some bright fruity floral perfume radiated off of her and she was just feeling herself. Big hair. Big sunglasses.

It was then I realised that sure, I could be annoyed by the noise and the smells and the boisterous nature of her, peeved at how little she seemed to consider her surroundings. But to what end? I’d be the only one made miserable by it. So instead I found joy in her relentless self expression self confidence selfishness? How lovely to be so at ease in the world.

And honestly that’s made my life a little better.

[sandmandaddy69]

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Item: Gator of Holding

[ejlames]

Brennan is really really nailing the flustered bisexual woman who’s engaged to a man talking to a hot girl. Kudos.

[ejlames]

My group chat has an artist Virgo, the most Gemini person you’ve ever met who knows everything about food and wine and restaurants, a Pisces who’s a researcher, a cancer who’ll hype your insane ideas up and a cancer who’ll call you out when you’re being stupid and me, an Aquarius who knows a little about a lot and has an opinion about everything. Why would I EVER ask chatGPT about anything?

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[rnismatch]

I never should have taken cobwebs class with professor creepy

[ejlames]

I’m kind of a forever DM and finally getting to play is so freeing and fun. I absolutely love running games, but it’s nice on this side of the fence. Playing VtM right now and my storyteller absolutely fucked me over with my clan bane and it was great!!!