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he/it || sometimes I spam reblog for no reason. you're welcome.

[weaselishmcdiesel]

i am going shopping for my friends :)

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[daily-tf2-engineer]

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[twwizzlerr]

[Texas Toast Tuesday #20] its 2050, theyre making the third team fortress game and they've gone WOKE.

[titotastic]

Sup tf2 tumblr!! Got a work in progress of a lip sync animation with Scout- just gotta clean it up n all that >:3

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[flowy2003]

My favorite merc!

[pjackk]

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

[homophobla]

Omg pjackk you're back!!

[homophobla]

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

[evilgirlmechanicock]

The fucked up thing about bringing pjackk back is 1. No one wanted it, not even pjackk, it's way funnier to weekend at bernie's the corpse, and 2. Just more ironclad proof that they can bring all the old blogs back that were deleted due to transphobia. And they won't.

Happy pride.

[boniestbooty]

I don't know if anyone knows who's my fav merc, but it's kinda obvious now lmao. These little doodles were taken straight from my sketchbook. (I have plenty more, but I'm too embarrassed to post them.)

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[everest-81]

Come on

[chiisana-lion]

[ryebreadedd]

had to make the inverse situation of this. lets give it up for time blindness yayyy

[wishfulsketching]

Drawn during todays art stream! I had fun and was happy to see people were having fun, too!!

Here's some shirtless Heavymedic for ya'll

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[xeremusing]

No, fuck off you miserable squiggle of metallic waste

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[ibisfloatingcat]

Can we see more Longhorn! Engie pwease

Absolutely! Not many know, since i rarely draw him (he's so complicated to draw and it takes me a long time just to get him right), but i really like Engie lol i love short men built like brick walls

Im gonna infodump about him in this AU btw. Unlike the other mercs, he's a bovine centaur, so he isnt as agile or fast as the rest. But what he lacks in agility he has in strenght, and he "upgraded" his own legs to be able to carry around heavy machinery even more easily. He also cant jump nearly as high as the other mercs, but that doesnt seem to bother him, since his job is mainly stationary or just carrying things from one spot to another

He can only still walk on these legs through nonsensical TF2 logic alone Engies rarely face eachother in battle, but if they do, it's an unspoken rule that the two should now headbutt eachother until one ends up gored by a horn, or until one of them decides to retreat back to his nest lol. He does use the horns to attack, and to spycheck by occasionally slamming them :) He can also easily break someone's leg with a single kick, so it's not recommended to walk behind him lol

I also really wanted to sketch both Engies fighting since someone else gave me the idea lmao

I will eventually draw him as he currently looks like, since my centaur AU follows the TF2 comics and continues once they're all living as mostly normal people, but for now have some mercenary era Longhorn Engie ^^

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now