"As in, Fairly Human."

i post incorrect kingdom keepers quotes because i’m not creative enough for original content previously jess-dreams

[jessicalockhart]

so are you not going to read the new book next month?

nope lol

to be fair i probs wasn’t gonna read it anyway because i tend to dislike sequels that feature the kids of the og characters, it just bores me

but also i started this blog at 13 and i am now 20 soooooo…let’s just say my taste in books have changed lmao

if anyone would potentially want to find me elsewhere on tumblr, i’m still active on my main @lesfleursbelles i’m more of a lurker and don’t post a ton but there it is nonetheless

[jessicalockhart]

are you alive?

indeed lmao just not into kingdom keepers anymore sadge

[maybecks-artist-eye]

Kingdom Keepers on Disney+ [x]

[jessicalockhart]

You say the girls are all WLW. If you want, could you be a bit more specific?

sorry just seeing this like two weeks after it was sent lmao but here we go

the pansexual vibes radiating of off jess is Iconic she is pan you literally cannot convince me otherwise

charlene gives me mostly straight vibes tbh, but she’s had a couple of crushes on girls so she just identifies as queer, or maybe bi with a het leaning?

mattie has big lesbian energy i feel this is obvious

i think amanda is bi. i don’t have an argument for this it’s just true in my brain

willa is probably panro ace, but maybe lesbian ace because the term “bambi lesbian” really resonates with her

(“bambi lesbian” is from the 80s i’m pretty sure and i think it’s what lesbians who were more interested in cuddling and physical affection than sex called themselves)

[maybecks-artist-eye]

Any kk quarantine head canons? 👀

Oooh, ok! (Here is a quarantine hc post by Anything Kingdom Keepers from May :)) To get into the Halloween spirit~ here are quarantine October hc’s.

-Finn and Amanda usually go to a pumpkin patch together but this year they go to the store (wearing masks, of course!) and buy a pumpkin to carve together at Finn’s house.

-Willa bakes cute Halloween cookies from her Pinterest board of recipes. (If you think Willa doesn’t have a Pinterest, you’re lying.)

-Jess hears that Willa is baking so she runs to the store and buys those Pillsbury ready-to-bake pumpkin cookies because Jess can’t cook but she wanted to join in on the fun.

-Maybeck is creatively thriving! Absolutely killing it during Blacktober.

-Philby is a bit of germaphobe so he frantically wipes down everything he can without fail. He knows the chances of getting sick but statistics don’t lie so he’s not taking that chance. 

-Since quarantine started Charlene joined TikTok and has gained a bunch of followers. During October she shows off a bunch of costumes that she would’ve worn if she was able to go to the usual Halloween party.

[roryparis]

kingdom keepers just has so much more depth when you read charlene and amanda as enemies to friends to lovers and finn and maybeck constantly calling each other smart and attractive and saying that they feel sick after seeing the other flirting with someone else as them being in love

[imaginationinstitutes]

quick willa and charlene from my sketchbook!!

[maybecks-artist-eye]

Charlene at the start of the series

Charlene: I'm done with boys

Charlene:

Charlene: I mean I haven't ever started with them

Charlene: But I'm done

[jessicalockhart]

charlene: so basically, you say “wig” when someone says something super epic or cool.

philby: oh, i see.

[later]

willa: i’ve been meaning to tell you this for a long time...

willa: i’m in love with you.

philby: wig.

[harrypotterhousequotes]

GRYFFINDOR: “If there was ever a time to take a risk, it’s now.” –Ridley Pearson (Charlene: Dark Passage)

[jessicalockhart]

finn: wayne has a photo of us in his wallet. he said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.

finn: i thought it was really sweet until he said “because what problem could possibly be bigger than you guys?”

[maybecks-artist-eye]

Kingdom Keepers as The Onion Headlines

Finn

Maybeck

Philby

Willa

Charlene

Amanda

Jess

Bonus:

Finn + Philby

[jessicalockhart]

the kingdom keepers as aesthetics 7/7

jess as synthwave

[jessicalockhart]

amanda: siblings are supposed to be a shield against life’s cruel adversity!

jez: siblings ARE life’s cruel adversity!

[roryparis]

i just have a lot of emotions about lesbian charlene turner. she’s a kid and everybody’s talking about romance and her friends are trying to set her up with boys but she always resists because she says that she cares about them as best friends but not romantically so everyone around her is dating but she’s not because it doesn’t feel romantic with any guy and then there’s finn who’s the gentle leader, he’s the hero he’s the guy you’re supposed to fall in love with so she convinces herself that she likes him and they flirt but it’s still not right and then there’s maybeck who she gets close to in shell games they have sweet moments but they are all completely platonic to the point where them holding hands in described as brotherly and their relationship is reminiscent of finn and willa who are the pinnacle of platonic relationships but charlene tries to interpret her’s and maybeck’s relationship as romantic because at this point she knows that she hasn’t truly liked any guys in the past and she thinks that maybe she’ll like maybeck because he’s and artist and so different from other guys she’s dated but really she sees that all the moments she construed as romantic we’re really platonic and the moments that were genuinely romantic were forced and didn’t feel right (for either of them because maybeck was in love with finn (but that’s for me to talk about at a later stage)) and really that whole relationship was a prime example of comphet so they go back to being friends and that’s good because they really do love each other, just not romantically and then again in shell games charlene starts to truly get to know amanda and she feels something so different she finally feels the feeling her friends describe to her as what liking someone feels like and she just goes ‘oh’. It finally makes sense and she loves the feeling she’s so happy to finally understand and she and amanda get closer and charlene knows what love feels like and she realizes she’s a lesbian and you know that quote from schitt’s creek where patrick tells david he makes him feel right and understand what love feels like? yeah it’s that.

[jessicalockhart]

the kingdom keepers as aesthetics 6/7

amanda as femme fatale

[jessicalockhart]

the kingdom keepers as aesthetics 5/7

willa as cottagecore