Mama Hawk Don't Take No Shit

Jessica McDougal. Scottish. Halfblood. Ravenclaw; take it or leave it, mates.

[sblackesquire]

Why, planning to dig that self-righteousness out of your eye?

[jessicamcdougal]

Ju know, I'm just try'n to make sure everyone stays safe an' no one accidentally hurt anyone-- not that anyone cares about rules or safety anymore. If tha' makes me self-righteous tha' so be it.

[notagnesarchambault]

I thought you were a Ravenclaw— liked the facts. Not acting like a cunt, what an unladylike word to say! We’re simply acting as… We should. As life deems it.

[jessicamcdougal]

Jur not a gentlemen so why should be a lady? I am a Ravenclaw which also includes challenge'n those so called 'facts'. Life don't deem shit. It's the bullocks society that does, an' I wonder who controls it. 

[notagnesarchambault]

Like me? Darling, whatever do you mean?

[jessicamcdougal]

Oh ju know, Pure-blooded arseholes who think they are better tha' ju because they're a pureblood. Think they're entitled ta be cunts because they're 'higher' on the bloodchain o' whatever ju call it.

[sblackesquire]

‘M not going to hurt anyone, least of all myself. Do everyone a favour and sod off or dig your wand out of your arse.

[jessicamcdougal]

Fine. I mean ju must know best right? Such a good judge o' whats dangerous an' whats not. See ju in tha hospital wing, Black.  

[notagnesarchambault]

Excuse me?

[jessicamcdougal]

Thars no excuse for someone like ju, love. 

[sblackesquire]

Get off my case, Merlin. If someone gets hurt, it’s their fault for being stupid enough to, I dunno, touch a Niffler in heat.

[jessicamcdougal]

No, if someone got hurt it'd be 'cause jer negligence. If jer charm'n something dangerous it should be in a controlled environment, not in tha bloody hallway. An' Furthermore, jer gonna hurt jerself. 

[notagnesarchambault]

Why I expected a half-breed to act civilised is beyond my comprehension— as you were, then. [smirks]

[jessicamcdougal]

Rather be a half-breed tha' a half-brained, self-centered twat.

[notagnesarchambault]

Perhaps, you’d like to join me? [holds out his hand, expecting her to take it]

[jessicamcdougal]

[Looks at his hand, then looks back up at him] Not even in jer wildest dreams, mate. 

[sblackesquire]

No one’s hurt, don’t get your knickers in a twist.

[jessicamcdougal]

But someone could get hurt. Ju really need ta be more careful.

[thomasinacaspervanvolkenbur-blog]

Thomasina spins on her heel to face Jessica with a frown. “Excuse me?” she asks, patience wearing thin. She doesn’t at all notice the couple behind her, pushing at each other against a wall, entirely occupied by trying to force their tongues the farthest down each other’s throats. “I’m only trying to raise awareness,” she says, “It’s my free break, and if you’ve got a problem with how I spend it, you could always just keep walking past instead of trying to cause a row.”

[jessicamcdougal]

"Yes, I understand, but inta Hallway? Were everyone's already snog'n their brains out?" Jessica made sure to stay it loud enough for the couples around to hear her. How she despised the amount of public displays of affection at Hogwarts. There was a time and place for everything and clearly, they hadn't learned that. And clearly neither had Thomasina. She should be on her way to Charms, not arguing with someone meaninglessly crowded the hallway more. Unfortunately, Jessica's curiosity was much more powerful then the will to be on time to class. She took one of Thomasina's fliers and was instantly impressed. The amount of work and passion that went into the flier was amazing. She quickly read through. She could feel a mixture of pride and delight bubble inside of her. Thomiasina made very clear, valid points and explained them perfectly. "I spoke too soon." She said. "Please, carry on! An' if ju'd like I'd be happy ta help ya pass em out."

[animaguspotter]

I’m obnoxious anywhere i go, why would i try to not do it in the hallways, as well?

[jessicamcdougal]

I guess so. Should'n be expecting much from tha great James Potter should I be? 

[sblackesquire]

Would you rather I charmed these Nifflers in a broom closet? It’s much more inefficient that way; I’ve tried.

[jessicamcdougal]

Would be nice do'n it in a class room rather where people can get hurt.  

[arabella-bludd-deactivated20130]

Well, this corn isn’t going to butter itself.

[jessicamcdougal]

But in the hall way? It's unsanitary. Can't ju do tha' in the Great Hall? 

[notagnesarchambault]

Yes, actually— it’s stress-relieving.

[jessicamcdougal]

Well it's make'n me crazy. Stop.

[jessicamcdougal]

Must ju do tha' right n' the middle o' tha hallway?

[hunterofpuffs-blog-blog-blog]

An’ I love y’, too. D’ya think tha’ y’ wanna… Maybe join me next time m’makin’ some crowns? I ‘ave somethin’ special in mind fer y’.

[jessicamcdougal]

Ju and yer flower crowns. [Jessica shakes her head playfully] I'd be delighted ta join ya. Somethin' special ja say? Do tell Mr. Moore. 

[jessicamcdougal]

If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?

Hmmm. I think I’d get one o’ those jackets with the fringes. Mum don’t like em too much so I haven’t been able to squeeze one outta her. I’m really not that hard ta please.