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armengoldira

archduck-waddles

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

steelnail

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

frogndtoad

that night, frog and toad were both happy

tpwrtrmnky

"screen time screen time screen time screeeeEEEEEEEE" before the smartphone, kids were so bored they'd play with explosives, vandalize local infrastructure and harass old people for entertainment.

fund libraries. fund makerspaces. fund youth sports. enable kids to actually go places without having to ask someone to drive them everywhere. excessive reliance on digital spaces is a symptom of having nothing else to do.

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

secunitscompromisedbrain

excuse me, no I wasn't???

beguilingcorpse

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

allthingswhumpyandangsty

what do you mean you ship the characters because you want the ship to be canon? what do you mean you don’t ship it because it’s fun and whimsical and maybe a little sexy and you get to write fanfics about them?

werewolfoffeverswamp

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

elliespectacular

"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up

prinz-myshkin

Lighthouse and seagulls

This is a study of a real lighthouse called Aniva. It's quite picturesque

69shrimp

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

garmentpurist-deactivated202603

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

cheaphalloweencostume

real

dumyhead

“you really were the lesser of the two”

orteil42

it's been incredibly freeing to realize that i'm entitled to never having to come up with anything original ever again because i already made cookie clicker and i can be satisfied with that. sorry this isn't meant to be relatable the rest of y'all still gotta try

orteil42

"hey orteil you posted a joke but someone else already made that post like a month ago" don't care. popularized a game genre