The Spark of Creation

I'm Jessica, 24, lover of quotes, journalism, science, musicals and truth.

[anxietyproblem]

[pignk]

𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[grandpuppyalpaca]

60 guys say they'll stab 1 guy, but he only ends up with 23 stab wounds: peak comedy and peak relatability for group projects. what can surpass it?

[gef-the-talking-mongoose]

I don't care what official translations say, I chose to believe "Et tu, Brute?" translates to "What the FUCK, Brutus?"

[phantom-of-the-uhhhpera]

I think we as a society don't discuss "WHY MAKE HER LIE TO YOU TO SAVE ME?" enough cause like ok Raoul go off king

[symphony-in-a]

And he’s gotta GASP for breath to do it. The DEDICATION to absolutely ripping the phantom to shreds

[princessmoonyy]

“'Are you kidding?' He grinned at Annabeth.

'A chance to do quests, just the three of us? Like old times? The Three Musketeers!'

'The Powerpuff Girls,' Annabeth suggested.

'Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey,' I said.

'Wait a minute,' Grover said."

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[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[captmelbourne]

[thelxiepia]

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[vet-nrse-studys]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[super-metroid]

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

[the-trans-exo]

[severalowls]

quick, caesar is facing away, get him!

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Voting ended onMar 16, 2023

[dreamingdeadly]

[lilislegacy]

jason: father, i pray to you. i ask you for your generosity and to assist me by granting me a single lightning bolt. i will be forever grateful for your kindness and goodness.

zeus: fine. just one though.

percy: *creates waves hundreds of feet tall, summons a hurricane, splits a glacier in half, and drowns an entire army of monsters without even hesitating*

poseidon: haha. nice.

[g0thnico]

Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"

Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"

Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"

[firefox-official]

oh shit was that today

[firefox-official]

does anybody have an extra knife i can borrow

[radiation-risk]

pulling this one out for the tumblr people

[thesunandneeks]

don’t know why ppl say walker doesn’t look like book percy the resemblance is def there

[opera-ghost]

did you know… the phantom’s alias in phantom of the opera, the phantom of the opera, is a reference to the fact that he is a phantom living under the opera (the phantom of the opera).

[justaz]

i made percy and annabeth in the sims and percy just walked outside and got struck by lightning