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I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes
I am not an easy person to love. Some days I will whisper how beautiful you are while planting gentle kisses all over your body. You will giggle and try to fight me off and in that moment my heart will have never felt so light. But other days when my mind is a storm cloud threatening to explode, I will be a bundle of emotions that I cannot quite keep contained. I will be cold, distant, and you will look at me like I am not the same person you fell in love with. I am a broken light switch. My moods flicker without anyone flipping me on and off. I wake up each morning and wonder which me you will encounter that day. I always hope it is the one who makes you want to stick around. I am not easy to love. But what I need you to understand is that whether there is a war waging inside of my mind or I am the kind person that you adore, I will always love you. I will love you in the morning. I will love you when you cry. I will love you when I am angry. I will love you when you’re being stubborn. I will love you when I don’t even love myself. I will love you. I know that there will be days when you want to give up on me but I am asking you, please don’t. You see, you are the only one who has been able to settle the storm inside of me before I even realize it is surfacing. I am not easy to love but I promise that I will always put up a fight. And I will love you no matter which me my light switch flips on that day.
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THIS. SO HARD.
(via youbeccabelieveit)
The truth is, I love you. I’m hopelessly in love with you. I love you more than the words “I love you” can explain. I have loved you for a very long time. Every single time I even see your name, I feel a hurricane of emotions. My heart beats a little faster when you talk to me. You’re my best friend and I’ve been telling you I love you for years, but why can’t I tell you that I’m in love with you? Is it because I know that this will never work if I do? Maybe I’m just scared. I know I’m not your number one, and that’s okay. I’m sorry.
Your secrets are safe here (via thelovewhisperer)
Beyoncé with Trayvon Martin’s Mother and Brother backstage at the Formation Tour in NYC 07/06
Friendships fade. That one person you called your bestfriend 5 years ago, are they still your bestfriend? It’s something between the drifting, meeting other people, and not being there for one another anymore that makes people think twice about who their bestfriend is. Thats just how it is. People change, and things just arent the same as they used to be.
More relatable quotes about life here (via thelovewhisperer)
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It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break
This is important
IMPORTANT. BOOST.
Can’t even do the fake number anymore smh
me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
So earlier today I was crossing the street, when some douchebag started honking at me when he was trying to make a left. It was out of nowhere and I had the right of way. I was walking at a brisk pace since I was running a bit late to an interview across said street.
I would have been out of his way in 2 seconds but he decides to honk at me multiple times. I do not know this person, and he stared at me with a straight face the whole time. I had 15 seconds left on the light so I proceeded to fix my tie, check my phone, and shine my shoe while the guy kept laying on the horn. Light turns yellow, and without looking at him, I literally skip to the street (I am a fat guy so it was hilarious).
I enter the building straight ahead, and get in the elevator. A man and his group asks if I can hold the elevator, so I did. When he gets in he tells me “don’t worry, we won’t honk at you.” We talk about what just happened and how the guy was totally red. We were all laughing. I tell him how I was running late, but that it was totally worth it.
We get out of the elevator on the same floor. As I said goodbye, I approached the receptionist to ask where the interview was taking place. She asks the person behind me, who was the man in the elevator. Turns out he was the one hiring for the office position. He on the spot tells me “you’re hired.”
I start tomorrow.
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
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#BreakingStereotypes
*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*
Just take the train 😊
how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?
here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t