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Jessica♥ | 24 | California♥ | I'm on a path to self-destruction

[itsrainingshadybitches]

[tygermama]

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

[dogsandphilosophers]

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

[tallahasseemp3]

[bruntalism]

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[cabbagegunk]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

i'm sure someone has done this already but

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[jessiedelrey]

this is the perfect moment for beepers to do the funniest thing possible

[glowcowboy]

does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

[morsking]

[sexualized]

you're so cute, I wanna make you cum

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[teathattast]

[helenvaughans]

[terrierfan123]

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

[cannibalchicken]