alive minty theory

objectified sideblog! (it/its + adult)

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i love my comic #MyComic

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hi welcome to my objectified blog!

just call me minty! + it/its + 22 + autistic

i mostly reblog art i think is cool, post about my theories or make shitposts, but i may occasionally post my own art. also god tried to kill me by banning my blog but it didn't work and now i'm stronger than ever!

i make blinkies sometimes! they're free to use or edit, no credit required (but it is appreciated)! feel free to request blinkies, just read my rules first! i also have an faq

don't take anything i say too seriously! i joke around a lot and try to use tone tags but i forget sometimes

DNI: pro/com/darkship, transphobes, radqueer, sexual agere, "sfw" fetish accounts, people who genuinely think minty deserves to be physically abused or subject to domestic violence as karma etc etc. if i have you blocked it's nothing personal!

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btw you are Always allowed to send me asks about patreon episodes. i will obviously not be answering them publicly but i like seeing what people think about them

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uh. hi. im here now. idk how much i'll post im still kinda adapting to this site rn,, anyways OBJECTIFIED BULLSHIT GO!!!

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a5 swagyu

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do you read/like other osc comics bedsides objectified? :-)

i've answered this before sorta! the only one i regularly check up on is testrun at the moment (and by regularly i mean once every couple months LOL) i'm excited to see where it goes especially now that the actual horror stuff has started

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every time i see citrus with the soul thing coming out of his mouth i always think of them using a blue razz vape

CALA NO DON'T LET YOUR BABY VAPE!!!!!!!!! ASDKJDNSGKJDFG

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my takes on the new ep:

the assimilated razor is not anyone we've seen before, we know from ORE that razors are everywhere in outer ring and they're extremely common, plus the odds of one of razor's packmates getting assimilated offscreen and somehow making it to high society are incredibly low. occam's... heh... no. i shan't say

we don't know if the razor already had delirium and kept it after being assimilated or if parasites can develop onset advances but neither of these are good! if i had to guess i'd say it's a mix of both? object minds are not meant to be around hivecores, whether they're assimilated or not

painkiller's mom died a decade before the start of the apocalypse so there's no way the parasite is mimicking her voice. the only sounds we've seen parasites replicate are sounds heard by other parasites, there would've been no parasites to hear her speaking nor hivecores to broadcast the signal so they wouldn't be able to reproduce the sound. painkiller is just a cringefail who calls for their mom when they're scared

this is a hallucination of carrot's corpse, not a second parasite:

i feel like this scene could've been better communicated if painkiller didn't turn to face a different direction from the other hallucination of carrot because it makes it seem like they're both separate entities rather than one hallucination and the red tint makes it look like parasite vision instead of the standard pk trip visuals. i'm not sure why this panel wasn't changed to be yellow like the other one to help imply it's only visible from painkiller's perspective?

the guy in the thumbnail for jackpot isn't spool or razor, it's definitely this dude:

compare the flat face with the bristles, it appears to be a toothbrush object based on similar ones we've seen:

though this one appears to be hominid rather than bestial, based on the teaser, and they definitely have onset 3

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lesbian colored lava lamp blinkie that just says girls

couldn't decide if i liked the 5-stripe or 7-stripe version more so you get both!

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if anyone was curious as to why i haven't been posting as much lately it's because i've been doing this uncontrollably for days now and can only find rest in the short periods where i collapse from sleep deprivation. someone please rescue me from this hell

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if anyone was curious as to why i haven't been posting as much lately it's because i've been doing this uncontrollably for days now and can only find rest in the short periods where i collapse from sleep deprivation. someone please rescue me from this hell

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a little overdue

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

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OBJECTIFIED CHARACTER TOURNAMENT - FINAL POLL: PAINKILLER VS. MUSHROOM

Which character do you like more?

Painkiller

Mushroom

Voting ended onJul 6

This poll is based purely on how much you personally enjoy the character, NOT how well-written you think they are or which one you consider to be objectively better; with that in mind, vote however you'd like!

[yourfave-isqueer]

Mushroom from Objectified is transmasc, intersex and queerplatonic!

(Requested by anon)

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dragonscale vs mushroom officially has the most votes of any poll thus far