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HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME: SCENES [4/5]
My Ilya finds out about AOB Dynamics and Mpreg and is thrilled at Mpreg Shane but side note one sees him carrying the baby so he goes to twitter and tweets the following.
Ilya: I have seen and love the omega Shane Mpreg art but why is no one impregnating me?! I would be a wonderful mother!! Pls fix immediately #mpregilya
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People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.
CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks
Shane realizes how much he’d gotten used to being mistreated when none of the Centaurs so much as glance at him during a random bar trivia night.
It occurs to Shane that the Metros are a walking, talking, sentient amalgamation of microaggressions. Or just plain aggressions, honestly. He knows his team—his former team. He knows that after a few drinks, Comeau couldn’t be trusted not to ask JJ whether he sacrificed chickens for voodoo rituals. He knows the rookies would ask him what wait staff at Chinese restaurants were saying, despite multiple reminders that a) he’s not Chinese, b) the people working here aren’t necessarily Chinese, and c) someone speaking another language doesn’t mean they’re talking shit about you. He knows at least three of his former teammates would randomly stick a hand in JJ’s hair and ask if he could wash it “like normal people.” He knows that Hayden (well-meaning and generally receptive to criticism, but still lacking in some areas) would direct math questions his way, like he was a human calculator.
Sitting with his new team, with Ilya slightly tipsy and completely relaxed at his side, Shane realizes that he’s just…a guy. He’s any other guy at the table. No one’s checking for him, with him, or on him in particular. When a science or math question comes up, they’re not deferring to him for the answers because he’s Asian and they assume he’s a STEM whiz.
He is, to be clear. He’s an everything whiz. Shane was a straight A student in school and could’ve gone to any university of his choice had hockey not been his goal/passion/obsession. It’s just not because he’s Asian—it’s because Shane Hollander refuses to give or be anything less than his absolute best at anything. His perfectionism runs deep and is quite possibly genetic (yes, Ilya always says, because I have seen how you and your mother play board games), but it has nothing to do with being Japanese.
“Okay,” Bood mutters to himself as he reads the clues again. “Genetic disorder, shortens lifespan. Featured on an episode of Grey’s Anatomy and associated with…stones?”
“Stone disease,” Ilya considers aloud. “That sounds familiar. F-something?”
“Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva,” Shane and Wyatt say simultaneously.
The table goes silent for a moment before erupting into laughter and questions.
“Why and how do you know that?” Harris shouts over the ruckus. “Who just has that knowledge ready to go?”
The questions are directed at just Shane. The table assumes that Wyatt—known nerd and husband of a physician—can pull random medical knowledge out of thin air on command. Nobody assumes that Shane’s supposed to know everything. Nobody’s disappointed when he doesn’t have the right answer and saying “I thought you guys were supposed to be smart” if he can’t answer a math question correctly in 5 seconds. Harris is genuinely amazed that Shane pulled the answer out of nowhere and curious about where he learned it, instead of just rolling his eyes and saying something like “of course he knows.”
He shrugs. “I fell down a YouTube rabbit hole once.”
Ilya laughs loudly and pulls him in for a sloppy kiss on the cheek. “We should play doctor later. I have this problem with my di—“
Shane shuts him up with a kiss and makes a mental note to invest in scrubs. For science. Again, not because he’s Asian. Because he’s horny and creative.
Shane and Ilya play together on the powerplay of course. But also sometime in the last five minutes of any game where they're tied or losing Wiebe will send them out there even strength to get them a goal. And it works like 80% of the time, and a not insignificant amount of that is due to just the sheer psychic damage the other team takes when they see the two of them come onto the ice together.
Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with
im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point
"this story is misogynistic!!"
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>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad
When the "Pests" Refuse to Perish: Can the "Cockroach Janta Party" Break the Executive Machine?
As Gen Z turns a judicial slur into a national movement for clean, affordable education, the Modi government shifts from high-tech surveillance and metro shutdowns to hospital-room negotiations.
When a ruling elite loses the ability to hide its contempt for the public and turns to the autocratic and coercive exercise of power, the language of governance quickly slips into the grotesque. A look around the world shows this to be true of liberal democracies led by unpopular leaders pursuing policies that are entirely unresponsive to the needs and interests of their people—whether it is eradicating poverty, providing access to good quality and affordable education free from corruption, creating youth employment, increasing access to affordable housing, making good healthcare universally available, or responding to the climate emergency.
Today’s India, led by Prime Minister Narendra Modi and ruled by his Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), is a prime case in point. My story for this article comes from Modi’s India.
In May 2026, Chief Justice of India Surya Kant provided a masterclass in institutional disconnect. Presiding over a Supreme Court bench, he lamented the rise of digital activists, social media critics, and unemployed youth who question the establishment, notoriously branding them “cockroaches” and “parasites of society.” Though a standard bureaucratic clarification followed—claiming the ire was restricted solely to “fake degree holders”—the mask had already slipped. The apex judiciary, increasingly pulled into the gravity well of an autocratic executive, had given voice to the foundational premise of the modern neoliberal state: unemployment is not an economic failure of the government; it is a character flaw of the jobless.
But something unexpected happened on the way to the extermination. Instead of succumbing to weaponized shame, a hyper-connected, deeply frustrated generation did what Gen Z does best: they turned the slur into a badge of defiance. This could only have rattled the government. After watching recent student-led upheavals topple regimes in Bangladesh and Nepal, the Modi government is deeply nervous about a Gen Z-led protest movement at home.
When a ruling elite loses the ability to hide its contempt for the public and turns to the autocratic and coercive exercise of power, the language of governance quickly slips into the grotesque. A look around the world shows this to be true of liberal democracies led by unpopular leaders pursuing policies that are entirely unresponsive to the needs and interests of their people—whether it is eradicating poverty, providing access to good quality and affordable education free from corruption, creating youth employment, increasing access to affordable housing, making good healthcare universally available, or responding to the climate emergency.
Today’s India, led by Prime Minister Narendra Modi and ruled by his Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), is a prime case in point. My story for this article comes from Modi’s India.
In May 2026, Chief Justice of India Surya Kant provided a masterclass in institutional disconnect. Presiding over a Supreme Court bench, he lamented the rise of digital activists, social media critics, and unemployed youth who question the establishment, notoriously branding them “cockroaches” and “parasites of society.” Though a standard bureaucratic clarification followed—claiming the ire was restricted solely to “fake degree holders”—the mask had already slipped. The apex judiciary, increasingly pulled into the gravity well of an autocratic executive, had given voice to the foundational premise of the modern neoliberal state: unemployment is no longer an economic failure of the government; it is a character flaw of the jobless.
But something unexpected happened on the way to the extermination. Instead of succumbing to weaponized shame, a hyper-connected, deeply frustrated generation did what Gen Z does best: they turned the slur into a badge of defiance. This could only have rattled the government. After watching recent student-led upheavals topple regimes in Bangladesh and Nepal, the Modi government is deeply nervous about a Gen Z-led protest movement at home.
A protester wearing a cockroach mask alongside the Cockroach Janta Party emblem. Photo: Social Media / Movement Archives.
The Rise of the Satirical Front
Spearheaded by political communications strategist Abhijeet Dipke, the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) emerged almost overnight. From distant Boston, where Dipke—a young Dalit man from Maharashtra studying public relations—read about the Chief Justice’s remark, he issued a digital call to form a party of the “cockroach people” (janta).
With its biting irony and a satirical manifesto requiring members to be “unemployed, lazy, and able to rant professionally,” the digital front exploded across social media, drawing millions of followers and rapidly eclipsing the ruling establishment’s own digital footprint.
Demonstrators gather in large numbers to protest against corrupt exam leaks and demand education reform. Photo: Press / Independent Media.
Yet, reducing the CJP to a mere internet meme misses the explosive material reality fueling it. This is not online nihilism; it is a pressure valve for a generation that has realized the traditional contract of meritocracy is completely broken.
The Neoliberal Trap: Decades of public policy, engineered at central and state levels, have consistently prioritized corporate capital over human-centered development. The aggressive privatization of higher education has saddled youth with astronomical debt, only to push them out into a landscape characterized by severe, structural jobless growth.
The Exam Crisis: When national gateways like the NEET-UG 2026 exams collapse under structural rot and paper leaks (with over 150 exam compromises documented over the past decade), the myth of “working hard to get ahead” evaporates. Even as the government promises new crackdowns, fresh leaks—such as the July 23 B.Tech exam cancellation at Uttarakhand Technical University—continue to expose a systemic collapse. Desperate and facing a bleak future, scores of young people have tragically turned to suicide.
The Dole vs. The Job: The executive state offers no structural solutions. Instead, it relies on ad hoc cash doles and corporate handouts—palliatives that do nothing to generate sustainable, dignified livelihoods, while the private corporate sector fails entirely to produce required employment.
The Illiberal Response: High-Tech Surveillance, Coercion, and “Divide & Conquer”
When an unresponsive, autocratic political system tied intimately to corporate interests faces a crisis of legitimacy, it replaces political negotiation with coercion.
A tiresomely familiar playbook was called up instantly. The state’s first instinct was digital enclosure, using emergency powers under Section 69A of the IT Act to suspend the CJP’s digital presence. When the movement spilled into physical spaces like Jantar Mantar, demanding the resignation of Union Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan, the state deployed physical intimidation and logistical warfare: cutting off electricity, water, and toilet access in peak 45°C summer heat, shutting down 17 central Delhi Metro stations, and enforcing internet blackouts within a 1.5-km radius.
A very good friend of mine, who is a renowned academic fully supporting the cause of the students, tried for several days to join the protest at Jantar Mantar. After hours of effort, she just could not reach the location due to the state’s efforts to bar access to it.
As resistance spread nationally—from Delhi and Patna to Mumbai, Bangalore, Udupi, Kolkata, and the high-altitude valleys of Ladakh—police escalated from non-kinetic harassment to raw physical assault. Authorities deployed tear gas, water cannons, pellet guns, and reportedly nail-studded batons against protesting students. To track dissenters, Delhi Police deployed Mobile Command Vehicles equipped with live biometrics, facial recognition, and Ray-Ban Meta AI glasses, while threatening to invoke the National Security Act (NSA) and cancel passports.
When petitioners approached the Supreme Court seeking protection against police brutality, Chief Justice Surya Kant dismissed the pleas in open court, stating: “Don’t waste our time, and don’t waste your time.”
Concurrently, the regime deployed a classic “Divide and Conquer” strategy. When activist Sonam Wangchuk reached his 25th day of hunger strike at Medanta Hospital, Union Ministers J.P. Nadda and Jitendra Singh visited his bedside to negotiate. Wangchuk subsequently ended his fast on July 23 after receiving assurances regarding student legal immunity and compensation. Meanwhile, Prime Minister Modi broke a month of silence with a midnight, “reel-sized” video promising fast-track courts—a gesture Gen Z immediately memed and dismissed as “hot air.”
Crucially, CJP founder Abhijeet Dipke and spokesperson Saurav Das refused to walk into the “Great Man” co-optation trap. Welcoming Wangchuk’s recovery, the CJP made it clear that the movement is bigger than any single figurehead. Refusing to call off the nationwide protests, the CJP held firm to its non-negotiable demands: the immediate resignation of Education Minister Dharmendra Pradhan, full compensation for NEET suicide victims, and criminal prosecution of police officers involved in atrocities.
The number of protesters continue to surge despite police use of brutal force, refusing to budge from their core demands. Photo: Press / Independent Media.
The number of protesters continues to surge despite police use of brutal force, refusing to budge from their core demands. Photo: Press / Independent Media.
Voices of Solidarity: The ultural Counter-Front
The brutal suppression at Jantar Mantar has ignited deep solidarity from prominent cultural figures who refuse to remain silent. Extended interviews with veteran actors Naseeruddin Shah and Prakash Raj highlight the profound emotional resonance and moral clarity this movement has stirred across generations.
Naseeruddin Shah issued a searing video message condemning the police violence, comparing the masked, baton-wielding officers to “American ICE agents”. Speaking with deep empathy for the young demonstrators, Shah remarked: “If an uneducated, ignorant person leads this country, then his heart will want the whole country to become as ignorant, incomprehensible, and merciless as he is.” Reaffirming his faith in the youth, Shah warned the establishment: “Sab yaad rakha jayega (Everything shall be remembered).”
Similarly, actor Prakash Raj spent the night sleeping on the pavement at Jantar Mantar alongside the young protesters, holding up the Indian Constitution and joining the crowd on stage. Calling out the silence of establishment elites, Raj stated bluntly: “One should be afraid of telling lies. Why should anyone be afraid of speaking the truth? I don’t want to die before I die. I want to stay alive.” Pointing to the generational courage on display, Raj emphasized that a historic movement akin to the freedom struggle is brewing again, driven by youth fighting for their collective future.
The Lessons of Popular Protest: A Global Warning
The central question hanging over Jantar Mantar is old: Can a decentralized, satirical movement of “invisible pests” actually shake a deeply entrenched corporate-state alliance? Can these resilient “cockroaches” turn their collective defiance into lasting political power?
Popular history provides a brutal, necessary cautionary tale on how modern executive states handle decentralized resistance:
1. The Trap of Corporate Co-Optation (NGO-ization)
Radical energy can be financialized. The global trajectory of Black Lives Matter (BLM) in the US and Canada revealed that an autocratic state’s best weapon is often not the cell, but a corporate buyout. BLM’s raw anger in the wake of the 2020 police killing of George Floyd in South Minneapolis drew billions in corporate contributions, philanthropic grants, and pledges to implement DEI programs in public and private organizations. Soon, the structural critique of economic exploitation was safely diluted into toothless corporate training and symbolic gestures. The establishment effectively bought out the friction.
2. The Illusion of Digital Scale vs. Institutional Density
Viral ubiquity is not durable political power. Movements like Fridays for Future generated massive global awareness but became dependent on hyper-visible international summits and charismatic icons like Greta Thunberg. When corporate and state actors responded by inviting youth to speak at panels—greenwashing their public relations—the movement struggled to convert awareness into grassroots activism to maintain sustained, localized pressure for legislation with teeth.
Contrast this with the Civil Rights Movement (CRM) under Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. The CRM succeeded because it possessed massive institutional density—it was backed by a disciplined network of Black churches, labor unions, and established legal bodies that could physically sustain activists when the state met them with fire hoses and arrests.
3. The Attrition of Silence and Individual Management
By completely refusing to negotiate and simply waiting out protests, an autocratic state imposes an unsustainable psychological tax on youth. The UK’s Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) in the mid-20th century mobilized hundreds of thousands, but its demand—the absolute, unilateral abandonment of Britain’s nuclear deterrent—collided with deep-state security architecture. The state simply outlasted it.
Conversely, King’s CRM and modern Indigenous Land Rights movements succeed because they target highly specific, legally actionable, and economically painful nodes (like a transit system boycott or physical resource blockades) using the state’s own treaties and courts over decades of endurance.
Turning Defiance into Endurance
After the historic Farmers’ Strike of 2020–2021 that immobilized Delhi for sixteen months and forced the Narendra Modi government to its legislative knees, the Cockroach Janta Party (CJP) phenomenon offers a second powerful example of popular dissent from India. The CJP combines the organizing genius of the Farmers’ Strike with creative energy, satire, and irony.
By refusing to let the state manage the movement through individual backroom negotiations, the CJP has demonstrated remarkable organizational maturity. However, to turn its digital defiance into a permanent victory, the CJP must continue transitioning from internet subversion to a disciplined, un-co-optable policy framework, mirroring the institutional endurance seen in the historic Farmers’ Strike. The executive state is entirely prepared for batons and digital bans; what it deeply fears is an alienated, hyper-connected generation building a durable organizational infrastructure that can neither be bought out, slowed down, nor ignored.
Movement Multimedia & Key Resources
Veteran Journalist Analysis: Watch veteran journalist Ravish Kumar’s detailed report on Wangchuk’s Hospital Politics, Cabinet Ministers, and CJP’s Firm Demand for Resignation (Ravish Kumar Official, July 22, 2026).
Cultural Solidarity & Interviews:
Student Voices on the Ground (July 23): Watch direct video accounts from protesters explaining why they stand with CJP and refuse to yield to state intimidation:
Police Brutality & Tactical Weaponization: Review documented reports on the deployment of nail-studded batons and police violence in Delhi.
Abhijeet Dipke Interview: Listen to this interview detailing Abhijeet Dipke’s perspective on the CJP’s future, highlighting the strategic hurdles the movement must clear.
Political Satire Broadcast: Watch this early report on India’s Cockroach Party featuring founder Abhijeet Dipke explaining how an online joke transformed into an active street movement.
Sonam Wangchuk Strike: Watch the video report tracking Sonam Wangchuk’s Hunger Strike Address at Jantar Mantar.
Hospitalization & Police Action: Review breaking coverage on Sonam Wangchuk forcibly removed to hospital by Delhi police (Newslaundry, July 18, 2026).
International & Domestic Cable Reports: Read The India Cable coverage:
Alok Mukherjee is a Senior Fellow of Massey College, University of Toronto. He was chair of the Toronto Police Services Board from 2004 to 2015. He is the author, with Tim Harper, of Excessive Force: Toronto’s Fight to Reform City Policing (2018). Alok can be followed on Substack, LinkedIn, X, Facebook, and Reddit.
Source: When the "Pests" Refuse to Perish: Can the "Cockroach Janta Party" Break the Executive Machine?
hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed
I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like
hudson williams has been with his partner for literal years while you have known of his existence for less than one.
please go outside and touch some grass, get some sun and maybe take the tin hat off so your brain doesn't boil i'm sure you need every braincell you have left.
a short au idea where shane goes to visit his girlfriend by surprise because he was on a work trip and when he knocks on her door it takes a while to swing open, and when it finally does he’s face to face with a half-naked man he’s never seen before and his girlfriend appears behind him and turns all apologetic and starts crying when she notices shane at the door and starts saying it’s not what it looks like and begging for forgiveness, but shane just stands there barely listening, only having eyes for the guy who’s leaning against the doorframe looking completely unbothered, smirking like he’s actually enjoying the whole scene, and it makes shane so mad, so he pulls his hand away from his ex’s grip, breaks up with her, and leaves. he goes straight to his car but doesn’t turn the engine on, just leans his forehead against the steering wheel and stays there for like fifteen minutes, until he hears someone knock on his window and looks up and it’s the guy, so he rolls the window down and snaps “what do you want?”and the guy goes “i didn’t know she had a boyfriend” and shane’s like “so what?” and the guy, smirking just like before, goes “if i knew she had a boyfriend who looked like you, i would’ve been chasing you instead of her” and shane’s thinking this situation is absurd (and secretly pleased) and just asks “what the fuck is your problem?” and the guy goes “my problem is that i clearly chose the wrong one, now you can help me correct it, right?” and he winks at shane, who just flips him off, rolls up the window, and drives away. later shane is at a bar telling what happened to his friends when someone slides into the booth next to him and it’s the guy and his friend rose goes “shane, this is ilya, he’s the guy i met at the painting class and was telling you that you two would be great friends” and shane is sitting there horrified and speechless while ilya gives him that same satisfied smirk and goes “oh shane, we’re definitely going to be GREAT friends” and now shane is truly fucked
David and Yuna are clearing out their attic, and they come over with a box of Shane's old childhood stuff to see if there's anything Shane (but realistically, Ilya) wants to keep.
As Shane and Ilya are going through the box, Ilya pulls out a little Centaurs branded notebook, with "Shane's Fun Facts!" written on the front in sharpie. Ilya is understandably delighted.
"What is this?" he asks, smiling from ear to ear, quickly yanking it out of the reach of Shane who immediately tries to swipe it out of his hands.
"It's nothing," says Shane, but the way his cheeks have gone pink behind his freckles tells another story.
"Uh-uh. It cannot be nothing if you don't want me to see it this badly."
Turning his back to Shane so he can't easily grab at it, Ilya opens to a random page and reads in Shane's 8-year-old scrawl:
Lightning bolts are five times hotter than the sun. That is very hot!
Ilya is grinning even wider now.
"Wow, Solnyshko, that is a fun fact."
"Fuck off," Shane says. He doesn't even attempt to grab it again, just kind of collapses and bonks his head into Ilya's shoulder. "I used to have trouble making friends as a kid. Dad suggested I start collecting facts to use as icebreakers. Y'know, to get conversations going."
"Did they work?" asks Ilya, tilting his head so that it rests on top of Shane's as his husband gives an almighty sigh.
"I think they made it worse, actually."
Ilya turns to another page and reads it out loud.
"Oology is the study of eggs. It's so cool because it looks like there are three eggs in the word!"
"Oh god," says Shane, burying his face further into Ilya's neck.
"I think you knew all the worst kids in Canada," says Ilya, putting down the book and wrapping his arms around Shane. "Those facts would have worked on me."
"Really?" asks Shane, glancing up at Ilya's face to see if he's teasing him, but Ilya is being perfectly serious.
"Of course. You came up to me and started telling me fun facts straight away, remember? 'I don't think you can smoke here.' 'Wow, Rozanov, you are the best player ever to watch.'"
"Fuck off, I didn't say that," laughs Shane.
"Well, it was something like that," says Ilya, pressing a kiss to the top of Shane's head. "So at least the fun facts worked when it mattered, yes? Imagine where we'd be if you hadn't come over to break the ice."
And Shane tugs Ilya even closer.
"I don't think I want to."
Consider: Shane is the cens Car Guy™️. He really only does it for the rookies because he is busy. Sometimes he can be bargained with though.
But when the rookies, freshly of age, most in another country, and with MHL money, ask him to take them car shopping, he’s there. He’s not letting some dealership rip off his rookies or put them in a dangerous shiny sports car.
Ilya, crucially, doesn’t know this happens. He claims the rookies all got ‘Shane’s borning genes’ because of their practical cars with excellent safety ratings.
He ignores Shane who disowns their children (tells Ilya they are not biologically related to the rookies).
When someone finally slips up and Ilya finds out he is simultaneously 1. appalled that the rookies would not come to Ilya “car enthusiast” Rozanov 2. endeared that Shane takes such good care of their team 3. hard, imagining Shane negotiating with the car salesman, pushing up his glasses while reading over the paper work, test driving the cars…
It’s mostly that third one.
did you know literally *everyone* is raised racist. like by society at minumum, if not specifically by their parents. if you aren't constantly questioning the prejucides around and inside of YOU, yes even you, then you aren't taking enough action in your daily life to be a traitor to the state of white supremacy.
Shane Hollander and his sexy minimum wage job roleplay kink.
He’s just a bellboy. And a mailman. And a masseuse. And a valet who scratched Ilya’s car. And a maid who’s been stealing. maybe even an Uber Driver who watches Ilya jerk off in the back seat.