the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
rb with your straight number
me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *hears a ticking clock but can’t immediately locate the source of the noise*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
Me: *sees a stone angel statue*
My brain, still to this day, every single time:
My skin has turned to porcelain to ivory to steel.
“Her name is Brienne,” Jaime said. “Brienne, the maid of Tarth.”
Drawn by Lukas Werneck (via twitter)
This is the best Marvel edit I’ve ever seen WOW!! ❤️
Guys, hey, guys. Do you remember that time that Coulson called Natasha and she ended up forming the Avengers? Remember how she did that by digging up Bruce Banner and introducing Steve to him then was the voice of reason when Tony and Steve were bickering and then how she brought Clint back from being mind controlled so that they can be a team? Remember that? Remember how the Black Widow out smarted a god? Remember that time she kept her shit together when the Hulk attacked her, even though she was really scared? Remember when she knocked an alien off his flying scooter and figured out how to drive it despite it being extrateresstrial tech, then got her ass up to the top of Stark Tower, found Loki’s staff and saved the world from being invaded by turning off the machine?
Remember how she was the central character of the whole freaking movie?
Anyone else remember that? I sure do.
GENDRYA FORGESEX 2019!!!!
Listen, I know the show is probably never going to have Arya acknowledge that she was cup bearer to Tywin Lannister for a chunk of time, but I desperately want her to drop it casually into her first conversation with Jaime.
Arya, sitting down next to Jaime: I hear you had trouble reading when you were a kid?
Jaime: Where did you hear that?
Arya: Your father.
Jaime:
Arya: I was his cupbearer
Jaime:
Arya: I saw him smile once.
Jaime, whispers: What the fuck.
Thor: *throws stormbreaker*
Carol: *doesn’t flinch*
Thor: I like this one
Thor: you must meet my friend Valkryie you would be PERFECT for each other
Thor: VALKRYIE! I FOUND YOU A NEW LADY FRIEND. A NEW GIRLFRIEND. A NEW PARTNER. A NEW-
Carol: okay I think she gets it.
Welcome to the party?
It’s just a scratch
Captain Marvel (2019)
When Violet Baudelaire tied her hair up like that, it was a sure sign that the pulleys, levers and gears of her inventing mind were working at top speed.