Baby, If I Could I'd Sit This Out

I'm Jess. 32. Queer. Book Worm. Day Dreamer. Stoner. Introvert. Foul-mouthed. Hufflepuff. Cross stitcher.

[mishalnr]

why did my last two braincells had to be a sad one and a stupid one

[recaption]

[thearmyofgrunge]

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[arrogantsuggestion]

Fuck anyone who’s ever made you feel like you were hard to love.

[beautifully-big-magazine]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dddepraved]

I am permanently horny and sleepy

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero

[bostonprima]

[strangesigils]

“This Plant Will Grow Fast And Strong”

Requested by @inkyhorror

Draw or paint this on the bottom of the pot you are putting your plant in. Or if it wont be in a pot but in the earth, write this down on paper, burn it, and mix the ashes with the soil around the plant or seed.

[refinery29]

The psychiatrist who wrote the criteria for narcissism just made an extremely important point about what’s wrong with diagnosing Trump with mental disorders

Dr. Allen Frances says in speculating about Trump’s mental health, we are doing a disservice to those who do suffer from mental illness. In a series of tweets, he explained why he doesn’t think Trump is a narcissist — and how harmful it can be for us to keep assuming that he is.

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[tinsil]

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

[mazzystargrrl]

bitches be like *recomsume media from childhood to cope*

[yelverton]

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

a rivalry but only one of them is taking it seriously

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

rival: Don’t you see?! We’re destined to be rivals! Fate has tied us together… Our meeting was written in the stars… It’s our destiny to fight! protagonist: ok cool man. anyway wanna play mario kart