Jessi

[assiraphales]

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

[legallybrunette1997]

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

[lordeboy]

Check out MGMTs new single “Electric Feel” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

[jestersprivlege]

me every year for the past 12 years

[holythefirm-deactivated20230530]

Old writers used to be like ohhhh geeee i hope no one finds my private letters. ohhhhh my little letters they’re so beautifully written and personal i hope no one gets a hold of my big stack of personal letters ouhhh

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[rhymingwithpurple]

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

[flightpatterns]

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[call-me-noa]

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

[helloitsbees]

[downton-not-downtown-smh]

[lonelyroommp3]

that late 90s-early 2000s trend of loosely adapting literary classics into teen romcoms was the BACKBONE of our culture and society and we need to make it a thing again

[robertcapajpg]

the spider: *bites peter*

peter: this is so sad alexa play radioactive

#this is funnier when you consider the fact that radioactive was originally written for the spiderman broadway show

[bokutowo]

[studentlifeproblems]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[1617]

yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy

[92m]

[cattleworship]

[werenotreallystrangers]

[idonthavevans]