Choopah Cobbler

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese

[glitterkaiju]

I'm not someone who believes in really anything spiritual or woo woo adjacent but god damn I feel like there's some kind of art evolution inside of me getting ready to hatch out and it's making me so antsy. This happens every few years when all my skills sort of coalesce around something new. I've been trying to do a little bit of everything to see what clicks and I think it might be sculpting related? Right now I'm working on sculpting a Furby egg to turn into a vinyl toy and I'm feeling really pulled towards clay so we'll see where it goes. Art is the only thing I ever feel (what I assume other people call) "spiritual" towards.

[glitterkaiju]

New Refurbs!! Iris and Tai are $35 plus shipping and Adeline is $40 plus shipping and comes with her stand! I can list them in my online shop or send you an invoice through PayPal if one of them tugs on your heartstrings 🥰

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[glitterkaiju]

Babies

[glitterkaiju]

Update: I'm here for two more hours and I have yet to hit the 100 dollar mark

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[glitterkaiju]

Another Saturday, another soul crushingly slow start to an event

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[anachronistique]

idk he looks like he's come to terms with it

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[beemovieerotica]

"jesus is lord" ok and zendaya is meechee

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[celaquinn-ichard]

The cleanomorph

[kaylmao]

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

[enameledcoppergirl]

Emitting clouds of vapour for fun and mystique

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post