Jessy B.Goode

The hush of the very good

[seabeck]

Gate to Paradise

[jesslob]

[youvejustbeengilmored]

[hannahstasia]

emily fucking gilmore

[easterelf]

Pros and Cons of being my friend

Cons

I’m an asshole

Pros

I’m your asshole

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[placethemoonatmyeyes]

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

[obliqe]

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

[did-you-know]

Playing board games can make you a nicer person.

Because they provide a state of controlled conflict, board games can improve your relationship skills by requiring that you practice taking turns, following rules, being fair, and winning or losing gracefully.

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[jesslob]

playing board games have make me the opposite

[mariamlovesyou]

The sound of animals sniffing things like their life depends on it is music to me ears

[clickbeetle]

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

[clickbeetle]

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

[brydeswhale]

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

[watcherscrown]

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

[pawjob]

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small

[sustancy]

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[findbeautyinyourbones]

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

[frostfall]

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

[datenshi-no-hime]

None of these are wrong.

[parakeet]

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

[ink-pedia]

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