we never go out of style

closed mumu written by jess feat the following muses: allison tate aubrey walters juliet rhodes kennedy talbot lily clarington regan hudson

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parkerrhaynes·:

I did get him a tattoo tho, so you’re welcome. Have fun findin’ it.

You do realize I still have to give him a bath, right?

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texts  ( parker & aubrey. )

PARKER: In the right setting, it is ;)

AUBREY: Gross. I forgot you're into that kind of stuff.

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text message 📱 jules x sebastian

SEBASTIAN: It'll depend on if there's anyone here worth coming back for.

JULIET: Am I not worth it?

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sigmasmythe·:

That’s true. It wouldn’t be so horrible to have a guy who could please me in and out of the bedroom. 

I think that’s usually considered a boyfriend.

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matthoyt·:

I’m not completely void of laughter, but I don’t do it often. Feel free to think what you will as to why’s that. I do hope that’s a compliment. I have a chef sometimes, and other times my wife does some of the cooking. And, when in doubt, I’ll order in. Not at all, no. I’m lucky if I have an hour or two to myself most days.

I don’t really know if it’s a compliment, but it also wasn’t really an insult. You just kind of look like someone that would have a chef working in their house. Maybe you should try to find some more time for yourself and you’d be able to relax more. Working so much is probably going to kill you early.

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matthoyt·:

Admittedly, usually not until afterward and I’m playing the conversation back in my mind.

At least you don’t have to worry about that now, right?

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ninaakent·:

You’re super hot so I bet you have a lot of viewers. I love that guys will just throw money at pretty girls like us, it’s hilarious. Are you saving up for anything fun?

I mean, I still work a super boring job but I’m not complaining about making extra money just by being hot. Not really, it’s just sort of nice to be able to buy whatever I want whenever I do want something.

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ninaakent·:

I literally do not care, I’ll be there no matter the time. But the evening works totally good with me. The plan is to hang out at my place after, right? You said yes, I definitely remember you saying yes and you can’t back out now.

Your place afterward sounds great. Somehow I feel like we’ll be buying more than a few bottles of win and I won’t be going home with any of them. 

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parkerrhaynes·:

What did you think I was gonna do to him? 

I didn’t actually think you’d do anything to him, but I was somewhat worried how he’d come back.

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texts  ( parker & aubrey. )

PARKER: I'm into a lot of fun things ;)

AUBREY: Getting slapped shouldn't be a fun thing.

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camrynruss·:

A few slow days is fine, but I was starting to get restless. I was thinking someplace close like New York, but a nice beach could be fun too. I just need to get out of Vermont for a few days and get a chance of scenery. 

New York would definitely be the opposite of slow, especially if you go into the city. That would be an amazing trip even if you only go for a few days. Things are going to start getting even more quiet around here once the seasons change so now is the perfect time.

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lucywestbrook·:

It’s unfortunate, isn’t it? Trying to find one man that isn’t like the rest is exhausting, so I try and not waste too much of my energy doing so. Well, none of my energy to be more exact.

It’s totally depressing. I’m amazed women haven’t totally evolved to the point where we can’t even be attracted to me anymore. Lives would be so much more simple that way.

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texts  ( parker & aubrey. )

PARKER: Long as you don't fuck up my pretty face, yeah, go for it. ;)

AUBREY: You would be into that so I don't know why I'm surprised.

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parkerrhaynes·:

So I’m gonna guess I did an okay job babysittin’ for you?

He came back in one piece, which was what I was most worried about.

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phiclarington·:

And have you?

Currently working on it. I just need to convince him to send it.

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greysvaldez·:

Being blunt always works, you just gotta not be afraid of rejection. Fuckin’ awesome you’re actually asking him. Let me know word for word what he says. Take a video.

He might find it a little suspicious if I come walking in with a video camera. I’ll see if I can come up with a way to somehow work it into one of our conversations.

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greysvaldez·:

If I don’t, feel free to ask me for a round two to make up for it. Not gonna happen, but know that’s up for grabs.

Is that the only way a round two is going to happen?