Uhhh... Hi.

🏳️‍🌈Jess/22/Sagittarius Just a girl and her dog against the world keeping it weird keeping it real 👅

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[wormsdotinfo]

[donotgotthis]

When the job interviewers ask where I see myslef in 10 years

[macalanias]

[teenscoolest]

[eveningruiner]

[sweet-spoiled-deactivated202312]

half of your beauty comes from the way you speak

[teuer]

[ayymoshimoshi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[toastbutteregg]

[snorlaxatives]

the bye bye man: *about to kill me* me: oh no!! someone please help!! the b- *starts chuckling* the bye b- *chuckling increases* the bye bye man *erupts into laughter at his stupid ass name*

[toastbutteregg]

[thyrell]

i dont "use" tumblr im just here

[thyrell]

staff accidentally added me to this website in an update years ago and they havent figured out which part of the code im in yet

[thyrell]

its so dusty in here

[kermitlesbian]

hey what’s up guys i’m still trapped in this abandoned grain silo