Jessus Christ

Hi I'm Jess and my talents include sarcasm, sleeping for long periods of time and watching too much television

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[jayce]

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

[jodiefoster]

*looks in the mirror* not this soft and sensitive loving emotional wreck again

[micdotcom]

[dantiloquent]

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

[squided]

I appreciate this content highly

[emoglitter-deactivated20180731]

why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored

[jessus-christ]

me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*

also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*

[bitchycode]

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[pkani]

[meladoodle]

where can i find a boyfriend like where do they sell them

[shadio]

honestly don’t give people more attention than they give you

[only1600kids]

[thewholeearthcatalog]

don’t confuse accents and language barriers with lack of intelligence

[xo-goldenmelanin]

🙌🏾

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now