Roblox Guest are so cool...

Reddstoner/Guest/Ghost | He/She/It + any neo | Adult | Current Hyperfix: Roblox probably lol

[gremzon]

Goodnight Tumblr

[kayoi1234]

Ryland Grace in just his boxers, on the floor, white board marker in hand as he's labeling bones in his body and telling Rocky what they are and how fucked he'd be if they broke: ...yeah so this one is my femur and if that one breaks that's gonna take 4 - 6 months and I basically can't walk for most of it.

Rocky, texture reader in one hand, watching all this in horrified silence:

[red-plutoo]

Conversation I think happen frequently between the bats

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Any batkid, looking at someone with black hair blue eyes: yknow they kinda look like you-

Bruce, retired whore: shut up

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Tim, just got back from stalking someone:

Bruce: you cannot keep doing this.

Tim: Jason shot a guy yesterday and this is what you’re the most worried about??

Bruce:

Bruce: ok fair point

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Damian, obviously trying to hide a small animal under his shirt:

Bruce, not looking up from his work: go down to the cave and get it a rabies shot

Damian:

Damian: ok fine.

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Tim: (slightly disturbing fact)

Cass: oh yeah, kinda like (slightly more disturbing fact)

Jason, just wanted to have cereal: it’s 7am.

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Steph: is owning human bones illegal?

Dick: yes-

Damian: depends on how you acquire them

Steph: cool thanks

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Bruce, picking up an apple:

Any batkid: batapple

Bruce, sighing:

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Tim, has been awake for far far too long: is it illegal to autopsy a living person

Jason: why are you quoting house at me.

Tim: house my dih

Jason: ????

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Bruce: who punched a hole on the wall??

Batkids, scrambling to scatter:

[forcewild]

ragebaiting my fellow nonhumans by petting your fur/feathers/scales the wrong way.

[forcewild]

success.

[artsyape]

I love them both your honor.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Not everything on the Internet is true.

Wally: So there aren't beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

[spicy-apple-pie]

The idea that whenever Damian is dramatic, Bruce and Talia says he gets it from the other. Knowing damn well that they’re both theatre majors in another life.

Like, Damian is five years old and he’s packing his things and running away because CLEARLY Talia doesn’t love him enough to give feed him (he wants a cookie but they’re going to eat supper in five minutes). “You’re just like your Father.” Talia says to him once he has his cookie after supper.

Then Damian is eleven and he’s waxing poetic about the cow they found. How cruel it would be to leave her behind and now he’s swore off meat. Bruce is already thinking of where to build the barn when he tells him “You get that from your Mother.”

[hailmarysuggest]

I just think that Rocky is the most feral possessive bitch to ever exist when it comes to Grace. Sorry, if you don’t fix my space horse I’m NOT giving you any of the bacteria we almost died to get- oh hello mate Adrian, yes yes, Rocky DOES think this is perfectly rational, why do you ask? No, Rocky ran out of his Eridian Lexapro like four years ago this is now a hostage negotiation-

[teathattast]

[sinnashuart]

Let's get carried by papa!

[miqomiaou]

partykillers squiddo wearing a squid hat aww so cute and silly aawwwh

[zer0caffeine]

Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

For those of you who joked about Stratt projecting her period cramps on Grace, I drew that too here.

Panel by panel below:

[screamting]

in modern day it's very easy to look at batman and be like "WHAT was this guy doing. Insane choice. You do NOT have to fight crime this way" but then you learn literally anything about the US in 1900-1939 and you're like "oh a batman terrifying people would have actually for real improved the situation"

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[meredithmcclaren]

'McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!'

Description: An illustration in greyscale and spot red. It shows the interior of the Batmobile while Batman drives. Meanwhile, several of the Robins are enjoying Micky D.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?

Tim: No. No, see, when I first meet somebody it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

[architectalz]