Unhinged God

[noirvesperv]

I was on a call at 5 AM with my favourite grub @leroybigboy and we conceived of this undoubtedly indisputable chart together.

Enjoy!

[ratsarecute4]

[pipinclippy]

kara and her super furbaby. stole my heart

[dareduffie]

[kents-clark]

CLARK KENT + being media savvy and totally cool

[masteroftheblankstare]

Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.

[ube-kun]

Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

[nascar]

[threefates]

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

[monster2001]

[xialiuyi]

Nathan Fillion as Guy Gardner

SUPERMAN (2025) — dir. by James Gunn

[dinah-lance]

#working at the daily planet and going home with several bruises

[herecomesthegays]

Superman 2025 + Textposts 2/?: Clois Edition

[ruggedrookie]

my sincerest apologies to clark's actual existent rizz but every single time i watch this scene this is what's happening in my head

[kcsplace]

Casey's Supes Problem

[jordiemeow]

clark having a debate club winner trophy but crashing out two minutes into an interview with lois is so funny