everyday i wake up

not dead, just recovered <3

[jesterzdonteat]

DNI NON VENT BLOGS

dni if under 13

heres my intro post bc i have no originality and need to lay down some groundwork ykyk

Minor

im jester, he/it

i block empty blogs, non-vent blogs, and p-rn blogs, pls message me if ur following from a main if you dont want blocked <3

this is just me venting, mostly s/h n trauma related but e d shit n rants ab s/a will get mixed in there (mostly in rbs honestly but who knows). i also dont put any tws so just be warned

no spo of any kind n no cxtting pics

please dont add tags to shi you rb from me i dont wanna get t-ed

backup @/jesterzdoneat follow me there too <3

if you dont wanna read my poetry blocklist 'jesters shitty poetry'

[jesterzdonteat]

anyway guess whos #hyperfixated on #sonic

[jesterzdonteat]

anyway i keep having the weirdest dreams. i dreamt i was a secret mermaid with two mermaid sosters night before last. last night my dreams were... very weird and i believe involved boardimg school and my mom almost outing me. idk. all just so confusing. the mermaid dream maybe has something to do with my secret not so sevret transness.

[jesterzdonteat]

got too many irls (one) on my main blog so i have to log onto the ghost of my five year old mental illness (here) to horny post. anyway.

[something-truly-evil]

Tiktok thirst trap of a shirtless guy in Central Park but inexplicably the twin towers are still there in the background despite it being recorded and posted 3 days ago

[jesterzdonteat]

i lied i love fanfiction you can all suck my cock

[tomorrowillbeyou]

ai generated slop but its a guy named ai in the orphanage kitchen working hard to cook a big vat of gruel for everyone

[jesterzdonteat]

ive gotta read less fanfiction christ it makes me all sappy

[jesterzdonteat]

i want to have a meaningless complicated situationship where I get to be emotionally unavailable and kind of bitchy. like the real boys do. and i want to have my boobs out the whole time.

[orpheuslament]

more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general

[jesterzdonteat]

also hi everyone who keeps following me despite not having posted ed content in like three years. uh. i no longer feel guilty for existing and my biggest problems rn are political. life is good 👍

[jesterzdonteat]

i want to get SLOPPY DRUNK and MAKE OUT with STRANGERS in a BAR

^^ guy who has never been drunk, to a bar, or kissed a stranger

[jesterzdonteat]

RAHHHHHH i want to KISS i want to FUCK but im stuck in this SAME TOWN with the same THREE PEOPLE for the next FIVE MONTHS with NO ONE TO KISS

[cyber-newtype]

fantasy creatures are literally real and they can see the posts you make about them so next time think before making "puts you in a jar with a leaf" or "pulls on your wings as always" because we can see this kind of shit and they remember.

[cyber-newtype]

*they

[mon3trs]

puts you in a jar without a leaf. what now.

[cyber-newtype]

what is your problem

[casestudytobe]

Physically disabled people, do you have a bad side?

yes, it's my right side

yes, it's my left side

no, it's bilateral

no, that's not how my physical disability works

abled button

Voting ended onJan 2, 2025

Why? Because I'm curious.

[spiribia]

whoever came up with the 'crossing fingers behind your back nullifies a promise being made' thing should be given nobel prize for service to the visual artists depicting a character being untruthful or traitorous through shorthand

[jesterzdonteat]

im gonna be so mad if it turns out im not trans and im just like. a mildly fruity cis woman.