Um....... I don't know what to call this.........

Madeline. 17. Pansexual. She/Her. Trash.

[marsixm]

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

[altarflame]

[inkskinned]

do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling 

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

i risked my life for these pictures you nerds better appreciate them

[weloveshortvideos]

[thelesseroftwo]

Is Russia even real

[numinous-queer]

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

[sciuridyke]

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

[snorlaxatives]

all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[greatfay]

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

[greatfay]

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

[mszombi]

It bothers me when people say they “hate glitter” because it “gets everywhere” and “lasts forever”. Like, that’s the best part of glitter??? You don’t want to live in a fairyland??? You bitch???

[thesanityclause]

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb? Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions A+ Father

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

[tinas-belcher]

me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

[xk187-deactivated20130123]

who said that

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

im down here

[alexkablob]

[breaktotheotherside]

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

[localstarboy]

these are lion king bloopers from the cast while they were recording that they later animated, im actually crying

[homebeccer]

So my friends and I tried to go to the beach today but we ended up pulling a cat out of a car engine instead

Her name is Muffler

[homebeccer]

UM SO??? UPDATE ON MUFFLER????

I woke up this morning to feed her and take her to the Humane Society and I Could Not Find Her.  She was in my bathroom last anyone saw and then she suddenly just wasn’t.  So we spend all day looking for her, putting bowls of catfood out, leaving out her blankies, to no avail.  All day I heard whispers of her - the jingle of her collar, tiny mews, etc., but no Muffler.

It got to the point that I dragged @punkoz two hrs across the state to come help me find her and while she was on her way I fucking heard her in the bathroom.

In.  The.  Wall.

THIS FUCKER

CRAWLED THROUGH A TINY HOLE FOR THE DRAIN

INTO A CRAWLSPACE UNDER THE SINK

HOW MANY GODDAMN TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO PRY THIS CAT FROM A TINY SPACE

[thatsthat24]

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