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[jesuschristofficialforreal]

what is your relation to RNJesus?

dunno who that is but hes a poser im clearly the better jesus and the real one

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[the-actual-ocean]

The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.

[goldenretriever-boyfriend]

[no-one-offical]

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[everyday-things-addict]

W-wait guys I think I'm mixing.. uhhhh

[nug-offical-deactiv]

blub

[skyan-official]

HELF I CANT SWOM WHAT THE F U C K -

[nug-offical-deactiv]

HELP M🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

blub blub blub

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

GODDAMN IT!

@jesuschristofficialforreal DO SOMETHING!

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

HHHHRRRAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHH *magics the water into wine* QUICK EVERYBODY DRINK

EVERYBODY CHANT CHUG LIKE FRAT BROS

[nicothehalfblood]

AW SHIT WE’RE BRINGING RELIGIOUS FIGURES IN AND I DONT KNOW A DIONYSUS BLOG

UHHHHHH

@hermes-and-apollo AUNT-MOTHER HELP

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

CHUG MY CHILD CHUG YOURE HALF ONE OF US YOU CAN DO IT!!! BREATHE THE HOLY LIGHT AND GET FUCKING SKULLEDDDD

[satan-offical]

I keep getting recommended jesus animatics but they're lowkey really funny

[dinobee-diaries]

is he your brother or your nephew

[satan-offical]

Nephew

[dinobee-diaries]

Are all angels God’s siblings then

[satan-offical]

It's complicated

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you didn't tell me you knew Satan

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

YOOOO SATAN BRO ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW ARE YOU MANNN

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Ain't she your aunt or something?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

its complicated. the (w)hol(e)y family hasnt seen each other in freakin years man

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Damn that's tough, hope everything ok with the fam Josh with the janties

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

thats a new one

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

The ref btw

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

GIGGLING

[satan-offical]

I keep getting recommended jesus animatics but they're lowkey really funny

[dinobee-diaries]

is he your brother or your nephew

[satan-offical]

Nephew

[dinobee-diaries]

Are all angels God’s siblings then

[satan-offical]

It's complicated

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you didn't tell me you knew Satan

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

YOOOO SATAN BRO ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW ARE YOU MANNN

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Ain't she your aunt or something?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

its complicated. the (w)hol(e)y family hasnt seen each other in freakin years man

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Damn that's tough, hope everything ok with the fam Josh with the janties

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

thats a new one

[satan-offical]

I keep getting recommended jesus animatics but they're lowkey really funny

[dinobee-diaries]

is he your brother or your nephew

[satan-offical]

Nephew

[dinobee-diaries]

Are all angels God’s siblings then

[satan-offical]

It's complicated

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you didn't tell me you knew Satan

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

YOOOO SATAN BRO ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW ARE YOU MANNN

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Ain't she your aunt or something?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

its complicated. the (w)hol(e)y family hasnt seen each other in freakin years man

[satan-offical]

every shit god takes is holy btw,,,, you could say it's a holy shit,,,,,,,,,

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you are the Lord, can you confirm?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

yeah i piss wine too

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

its white wine tho #hydrated

[satan-offical]

every shit god takes is holy btw,,,, you could say it's a holy shit,,,,,,,,,

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you are the Lord, can you confirm?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

yeah i piss wine too

[satan-offical]

I keep getting recommended jesus animatics but they're lowkey really funny

[dinobee-diaries]

is he your brother or your nephew

[satan-offical]

Nephew

[dinobee-diaries]

Are all angels God’s siblings then

[satan-offical]

It's complicated

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal you didn't tell me you knew Satan

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

YOOOO SATAN BRO ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW ARE YOU MANNN

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

dude my keyboard

[solilorenson]

summer days with you

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

i love my gimmick

[lobert-offical]

lobert. lobert?

@satan-offical @killer-offical @no-one-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @homosexuality-offical @fae-offical @tin-cant-offical @chickfila-offical

[weirdo-offical]

guys should i piss off god and read smut in church

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

@jesuschristofficialforreal will this piss off your Dad?

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

i dont know bro i havent spoken to him in 2 millennia 🥀🥀

that mf abandoned me on his stupid project that he threw himself into after mom left and freaking got such bad depression he doesnt talk to me or my siblings anymore smh

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

is cucking a christian virtue?

no but threesomes are. get in there pal get all up in it, wear that bodily fluid like a badge of honour

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

Who are you

your lord and saviour duh

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

@oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii are we getting married..

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I-I thought we weren't even engaged yet...

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

mmm... So what are we?

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

G-girlf-friends if y-you will?..

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

Okay :3 This is good

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Yay! Pookie, we are g-getting engaged in a month alright? 👉👈

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

OKAY?! that's... .. . .. Positive term I can't think of right now! Yes, I like this uhmm yup

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Awesomesauce?

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

oh my god yeah I do use that word thanks babe

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

No worries honey

[evil-evil-pukicho-offical]

<3 again thanks

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

you both are getting married???

And you ain't even invite me yet???

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

You are gonna officiate the wedding, obviously we were gonna tell you

And we aren't engaged yet, we will be within a month OH LORDD I STILL HAVEN'T PREPARED ANYTHINGYET!!

Btw, invitation list from my side: @itsjayden3972, @weedleysnumberonefan, @scribbl3dog, @anonmous-offical, @evil-pukicho-real-offical, @valhallas-last, @feralhorrors, @jesterofthegods, @willow-wisp-fae, @tisiaadyaa, @the-pancake-woman, @killer-offical, @beepbeepblerp, @subtletwilighteternity, @cosmic-entity-official and @jesuschristofficialforreal

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

not to toot my own horn or anything but im a damn good baker do u guys want me to make the cake

[quadrupleaffirmative]

jesus cake 🤤

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

oh yeah i got a fatty 😼👅

[oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

Yooo Big J, you really are Big⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

how did you know i have a fat cock too

[quadrupleaffirmative]

well if god wants everyone to be happy...

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

oh trust me judas is VERY happy with my ample boing boing equipment

[quadrupleaffirmative]

now this, this is going right into my Thing Of Quotes

[jesuschristofficialforreal]

omg i have a quote book too its called The Unholy Grail