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Mutuals it’s been 87 years.....holler if you still out there

rumwik

Here come the tubby wingulls!

sasukepositive-deactivated20191

muttever

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

units214

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niggazinmoscow

Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.

dirkdigglr1

I agree on this corrective asswhoopin

rowanthewizard

If you see this, don’t just sneakily tell the woman or the bartender. Shout for everyone to hear “Hey, you just put something in that drink!” While pointing at the person.

If a predator misses target number one they’ll just go for target 2. If you shame them out of the bar they’ll never come back.

And there is a solid chance of a collective asswhoopin, or an actual arrest for attempted rape.

When in doubt, make the biggest scene you can.

deku-smash

All Might and Midoriya’s english VAs both recorded this exchange and i just couldnt help myself (shouts out to @adorascatra on twitter for getting these recordings)

glumshoe

This kid hopped right into my shoe and proceeded to angrily sing to me when I picked it up.

I have never met such a talkative toad! Usually they just pee on me.

neurodivergent-crow

When a male toad is held a certain way they chirp. Why? Because it’s hard for toads to determine the sex of other toads. So if a male is mounted by another male, he chirps to alert him to the fact that babies will not be resulting from this, Uh. Encounter.

Basically that toad is telling you “listen I’m not gonna jump to get away but you should know I contain zero (0) eggs”

glumshoe

“I’m down to pound but jsyk it’s gay”