it's just a spark

To keep it short and sweet - I'm Jetta, I'm seventeen, and I will live up to my hair color if you make me.

[alexsisthebadass]

Not when you’re 27!

[jetta--atwood]

You were a teenager, like, eight years ago. You basically still are one.

[stovechildress]

It’s not that sad— I mean, I can still look at them on Youtube, But, um, I don’t have an epipen. Those are kind of just for really severe allergies.

[jetta--atwood]

Well, shit. You should just go for it. Pop a few Benadryl before work.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[thecoltongreene]

Thank God I don’t have that problem. But I might be the stupid jock that gets killed off instead.

[jetta--atwood]

Well, you should probably stop being stupid, then.

[jetta--atwood]

Text || Jetta

Jetta: I take it you know whose it is, then?

George: i do. and i couldn't be happier.

Jetta: For real? Yay! Is she okay?

[jetta--atwood]

Text || Jetta

Jetta: I have the right to remain silent until I know just how much you know.

George: I know the test wasn't yours.

Jetta: I take it you know whose it is, then?

[tori-castle]

Is there a party coming up? All work and no play makes Tori a dull girl.

[jetta--atwood]

Is there ever? There's, like, no sign of human life in Hava anymore. It's disturbing.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

I hate scary movies.

[jetta--atwood]

That's why you have to watch 'em. They're learning experiences. Like, don't be a stupid hot girl or you'll probably die first.

[jetta--atwood]

Text || Jetta

George: ...not yours, eh?

Jetta: I have the right to remain silent until I know just how much you know.

[alexsisthebadass]

Sometimes I feel like a teenager again… !

[jetta--atwood]

Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?

[lenny-finch-deactivated20190726]

Nothing like eating chicken nuggets in the dark.

[jetta--atwood]

I dunno. What if you picked something up and thought it was one of the nuggets, and it wasn't?

[dad-i-am-not-like-you]

… Who needs a nap anyway, right?

[jetta--atwood]

Jeez. Someone's a little grumpy today.

[stovechildress]

I just applied to PetsMart today. Somehow, I forgot that I’m allergic to dogs until after I submitted the application.

[jetta--atwood]

Allergic to dogs? A sad life indeed. I can't imagine not working with animals. You could, like, take an epipen with you or something?

[zoebankshbu]

A woman scorned…

Hopefully you got your shirt back?

[jetta--atwood]

Wouldn't that make life too easy?

[v-elmahart]

But.. but I like this shirt.

[jetta--atwood]

And I'll happily tell you where I got it, but not 'til I get what I want.

[bleep-bloop-oz-unlocked]

I need to stop playing Far Cry 3.

It’s consuming my life. Why did I decide to replay this? My Tatau looks awesome though.

[jetta--atwood]

Tatau? Is that French?

[swanqueenodette]

I wish someone else would do my homework!

Then I could just practice cheers and watch Disney movies all day!

[jetta--atwood]

I'm sure if you just talked to the teachers, they could work something out for you. They're really good about helping kids who struggle with the workload.

[jetta--atwood]

Topless Tuesday or not, you're giving me that shirt back or I'm kicking your ass straight into hell.