The Aftermath is Secondary

[ezra-benson]

C’mon don’t hate on my favourite gay movie, man. 

[jettbenson]

To each his own man

[ezra-benson]

I mean, the Notebook’s cliche and I only watch it when I’m high out of my mind, but come on man, Christopher and his Kind is a quality movie. 

[jettbenson]

Eh.

[ezra-benson]

If I wanted to watch a good love story dude, I’d watch The Notebook or some shit. Give me Christopher and His Kind though any day, please. 

[jettbenson]

I don't know how you watch that.

[ezra-benson]

Dude, the guy who plays Augustus isn’t even hot. Why would I go see it?

[jettbenson]

Cuz you're a sucker for looove.

[ezra-benson]

If I just read the book, do you think I cared about the movie when it came out?

[jettbenson]

Yeah, that's why you read the book. You liked the movie so much.

[ezra-benson]

t’s four Mary-Sue’s and no plot, Jett. I don’t know how they got a musical out of that shit. 

[jettbenson]

So what, did you go to the midnight premiere too?

[ezra-benson]

I don’t need your judgment, Kobra. I know you read Little Women and liked it.

[jettbenson]

At least it has some literary merit.

[ezra-benson]

It was there, I was bored, I thought it’d be a laugh. 

[jettbenson]

Excuses excuses

[ezra-benson]

What kind of sick fuck writes a book about two kids with cancer falling in love then dying? 

[jettbenson]

You didn't read it, did you?

[ezra-benson]

I mean you keep me around for some reason so. 

[jettbenson]

Eh.

[ezra-benson]

Yes. 

[jettbenson]

You're a brat. I can't even deal with you.

[ezra-benson]

I am the 1%.

[jettbenson]

No.

[ezra-benson]

If I was 100% mean I’d let you get beat up. 

[jettbenson]

Thanks for being 99%. Ill take my 1%.

[ezra-benson]

It goes both ways, dear brother. 

[jettbenson]

No. I'm 100% nice and you are 100% mean.

[ezra-benson]

And so are you, ‘gentle giant’. I’m actually glad you aren’t more of an asshole, I’d probably kill you. 

[jettbenson]

We'd kill each other. We would hate each other. It would be nasty. You're welcome, for being so loveable.

[ezra-benson]

Because I am the spawn of Chaos and a drunk. 

[jettbenson]

True. True. 

[ezra-benson]

Then that will end in a messy fight and Tristan will lecture us. 

[jettbenson]

Why do you want to spread evil Ez?