The Future Is Bulletproof

Ezra Benson | 17 | Son of Eris | Yes, Jett is my brother | No, I'm the older one | We all go to hell

[erinthequeen]

ezra-benson

Do you hate joy?

Sometimes. Depends on the day.

[ezra-benson]

You poor soul. 

[erinthequeen]

ezra-benson

Wow, ya’ll suck.

So does Christmas.

[ezra-benson]

Do you hate joy?

[ezra-benson]

Am I the only fucker here excited for Christmas??

[erinthequeen]

Seems so.

[ezra-benson]

Wow, ya’ll suck. 

[ezra-benson]

Am I the only fucker here excited for Christmas??

[ezra-benson]

I know right?!

[chris-moretz]

You must teach me, master.

[ezra-benson]

So, it’s aaaalllllll, in the hips, and then you knock your head back. Sexy arms are a good touch. Moaning makes it perrfect.

[ezra-benson]

I am very drunk and high! Look at me dance!

[chris-moretz]

Those are some good moves, I gotta say.

[ezra-benson]

I know right?!

[ezra-benson]

I am very drunk and high! Look at me dance!

[tessie-hollern]

It’s definitely because you’re sitting on that spot. Get up and let me see your glorious ass.

[ezra-benson]

I’m not falling for that that easily, hun. You’re just gonna have to have a little faith. 

[tessie-hollern]

You may have a fine ass, but not half as good as mine

[ezra-benson]

Ha, honey, I’m sorry, is it because I’m sitting on it that you can’t tell? My ass is clearly superior to yours. 

[tessie-hollern]

Well, isn’t it obvious?

[ezra-benson]

No, I really don’t think it is. I think I have a very fine ass. 

[tessie-hollern]

And my will look better.

[ezra-benson]

Are you saying you have a better ass than me?

[tessie-hollern]

That’s my spot, move your ass right now

[ezra-benson]

But my ass looks so good here. 

[jettbenson]

To each his own man

[ezra-benson]

-whispers- Hater.

C'mon man, Matt Smith is in it. You love him. 

[eve-richards]

Yeah… in my old room, I actually had a bulletin board like they do in movies with newspaper clippings and surveillance shots and stuff? I haven’t set my new one up yet.

[ezra-benson]

Wow that's so legit. I'm impressed.

[eve-richards]

Well, lucky for you I happen to be a detective. 

[ezra-benson]

Oh yeah? What's that like then, sleuthing? Got any profiling skills?

[jettbenson]

Eh.

[ezra-benson]

C'mon don't hate on my favourite gay movie, man. 

[eve-richards]

I have brothers now. Well, more brothers. Weird. Well, I hope he’s more than just a pretty face. Can’t handle those people.

[ezra-benson]

Nah, that boy's definitely got some depth, I just haven't gotten to dig. You should be perfectly fine.