When Will My Life Begin?

julie. 22. md. intj. gemini. she/her.

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[catchymemes]

[meanplastic]

[tlirsgender]

I know “my dear” is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

[tlirsgender]

Imagine if like 150 years from now “bro” ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

[tlirsgender]

Someone circa 2019: what’s up my mans

Gays in 2205: oh my god his mans…….

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[not-mary-sue]

Take these words through your darkest hour, for though we maybe tired and hungry, at least we’re not in fucking middle school

[frogmp3]

yeah france looks cool in ratatouille but i’m glad it’s not real

[stevienick]

Cher reads her own tweets.

[twitblr]

[animatedtext]

[nourrice]

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

[nourrice]

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[yesterdaysprint]

The Alma Enterprise, Kansas, April 27, 1923

[shitboy96]

[gay-irl]

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in ancient Athens, only the 300 wealthiest citizens had to pay tax; this was considered a high honor, and taxpayers competed to provide the greatest public good (x)

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

Bring this back!!

[dancinbutterfly]

CONGRATULATIONS 🍾🎉🎈🎊

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WELCOME CITIZEN! YOU MADE IT BIG!

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