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Maybe Qualia was right; maybe my problems are "above her pay grade." Either way, I'm enjoying therapy with Megan! She's right next door to Beth's therapist in the ivy buildings. Not sure what took me so long; I love therapy!

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My new therapist told me to notice where I'm focusing my emotional energy! Huh!!

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Garbage day both at work and at home! This should be illegal!

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Are you pro-trump or anti-trump?

I think it's poetic that a corrupt demagogue was shot in the ear.

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These are the hardest workweeks in years. Everyone is working overtime to start the biPAPs. Steve says in a month or two they'll be flying off the shelves.

The good news is Carlin and I are both making so much overtime that it more than made up for the deck repair. Hooray! The bad news is, between work, chores, and studying, I haven't had a spare day to sit down and reflect upon my life as I need to.

Pride weekend was great. On Saturday we had a get-together at our house with Caitlin, Josh and Jake, Jeff and Nicole, and of course Teresa...whatever. Winona barbecued. Amelia and I had a splash fight in the hot tub. We played a few rounds of lemonade pong.

On Sunday we went to a family-friendly park thing. My coworker Natasha was there with her wife Kelli, and they have a baby named Oliver about the size of a cat. He smiled at me!

Mary Lou and Steve were at Pride dressed in bi flag colors, showing off their biPAP to like 6 or 7 people the whole time. Tough crowd.

In other news, Carolyn is still being a pest. Tessa says she sees her with binoculars, peeking through the apple tree to spy on us. I asked who had the binoculars, her or Carolyn. "Both."

#the portland polycule commune cult #geriatric air #teresa the vacuum lady #pride weekend

Holy shit, they shot his fucking ear?!?

#the portland polycule commune cult #current events

ooc. are we allowed to make. other secret commune cult blogs. can we make polyculesonas.

I don't understand the question? What's a "polyculesona"? Is that like a fursona but polycule related? Haul off, I guess. Not sure why you're asking me.

If you're asking whether it would be weird if you impersonated one of my housemates, yes it would make them very uncomfortable and they would want you taken to the doghouse.

#the portland polycule commune cult #weird asks

who's carlin and why do you hate them

You must be new here.

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What the FUCK are Beth and Tessa doing in the doghouse?!?

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Around 6pm, during our evening walk through the park, Amelia and I spotted Mary Lou playing tennis with a friend. Kind of an AILF to be honest.

#the portland polycule commune cult #mary lou

Exciting new developments at Geriatric Air!

We are going into the BiPap business! Mary Lou has met with some potential clients already, and Kevin the pothead is helping Steve clear space for inventory!

#the portland polycule commune cult #geriatric air

Carlin came back from lunch today with big eyes. They told me that Tessa told them that a "hot middle-aged woman" had been seen exiting Carolyn's house in a hurry and that there had been screaming. What's going on over there?!

#the portland polycule commune cult #fucking carolyn

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Willow, Winona, and Marcy have all called an emergency house meeting. What the fuck do they want?

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We just had a meeting the other day! Two meetings in one week is unacceptable.

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Fucking Carolyn next door left us a letter about the "indecency" in the backyard. This neighbor has been giving us grief for years. First it was the potato garden, then our apple tree dropping a branch in her lawn chair, then Chester's fence digging, and now this.

Carolyn said the same thing in 2022 after our clothing-optional hottub dip, so we added a privacy screen and a row of bushes (which were not free, btw!) Suddenly that's not good enough for her?!

Greg or Gary or something keeps losing his glasses every time she complains. We think she's stealing them.

Carolyn has threatened to call the City if we don't stop using our backyard hottub naked. We've decided to tell her no, since the City workers would see our row of bushes and privacy screen and tell her to get lost.

#the portland polycule commune cult #fucking carolyn

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Willow, Winona, and Marcy have all called an emergency house meeting. What the fuck do they want?

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We just had a meeting the other day! Two meetings in one week is unacceptable.

#the portland polycule commune cult

Willow, Winona, and Marcy have all called an emergency house meeting. What the fuck do they want?

#the portland polycule commune cult

I was helping Willow help Tessa clean out the fridge when suddenly Carlin came in, arms and legs out like a star, and shouted, "I got the promotion!"

Of course they did. They're the star nibling.

It looks like Carlin will be their "sales liason" at Geriatric Air.

Ugh.

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