sawbones starters: ep1 "trepanation"
you're gonna go with your middle name now?
i'd like to introduce you to my lovely wife, ___.
for these purposes, shouldn't i be dr. ___?
i should clarify that, while ___ is a medical practitioner, nothing they ever say will ever be actionable medical advice.
i'm dashing, i'm charming, and everything i say is bullshit.
i thought that we would get started with something really exciting: trepanation!
whoa. hey. hey, doc. whoa. whoa. hey.
i slammed my head onto the windowsill, and there was blood everywhere, and i had to get it stapled.
i have a basic understanding of this, uh, medical procedure.
you didn't ACTUALLY break your skull.
you don't remember that. you have no memory of that. you're making that up.
why did we ever think this was a good idea?
in france, they don't have cemeteries, so they put everybody in catacombs.
and you find... A HUMAN SKULL.
i wish i could quit. i am addicted to the little bitches.
i'm trying to get into this character.
this is a mystery... i will call poirot!
this is crazy, ___ found a skull!
eh, it was a trauma. somebody got a spear through their head and died.
they found another skull with a hole in it. not the holes we expect, you know, the eyes and the mouth and the nose-- an extra one.
he's a rich guy, an anthropologist, a diplomat. a lover. a fighter. a midnight toker? i don't know.
she had a collection of skulls, so she was a little freaky, if you know what i mean!
i like to think that he seduced her. they're like, post-coitus, and he's like, "i'm gonna go smoke outside".
i'm gonna smoke some oregano. i'm gonna smoke the finest thai basil one can grow.
don't follow me. you wouldn't want to anyway.
give me the actual true thing that really genuinely happened.
why is there jell-o all over it?
this is definitely a surgical procedure.
humans used to be really stupid.
the swelling could be dangerous.
take your weird peruvian skull back to your mistress and get out of here!
screw you guys! i'm going to paris!
dude... this was done while this guy was TOTALLY alive.
ignorance is often the mother of boldness.
things are about to get weird.
can you keep it, like, not scary, though?
nowadays, you would use an electric drill for this procedure.
i mean, how else do you get the evil spirits out, you know?
what does that mean, if you're 'interested in ways to expand your consciousness'?
we'll be, i don't know, smarter, happier, better. more enlightened. capable of moving things with our minds.
oh, mescaline, what CAN'T you do?
when god made ___, he didn't finish it.
if you're not gonna give him back, take him to the doctor.
i'm sort of an amateur doctor.
um... that sounds like bullshit.
no! not that guy whose name i forgot! how could this fate befall him!
it might be on youtube, i didn't look.
let's say that you fall and hit your head really hard on something.
the problem is, you won't let me do the one thing that i want to do more than anything in the world. it's all i want and you're pretending i don't want it.
you are afraid of me surpassing you!
i don't want you to be too clever.
don't drill a hole in your head.
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