Jezebelligerent

I'm Andrea, a 26-year-old nerd blogging from the Midwest of the US. Cosplayer, Lushie, BPALer, feminist. My fandoms are many, my aesthetic fluctuates wildly. I dig cats and goats and books. Apologies if my blog isn't super pretty, I use the mobile app almost exclusively. Let's be best internet friends.

[davids-harbour]

[thickneyspears-deactivated20150]

September 30th

October 1st

[contemporarytrash]

Happy 4th of July

[bandtshirt]

go off hubert!!

[bitterstep-deactivated20171110]

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[kaibtw]

where is the rat? bring him to me. 

[lovingrot]

as u wish… 

[raplinesbby]

T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E

[vvhitelace]

I’m such a slut for reassurance!!!!!! like tell me how much u love me!!!! KINKY AF

[heyfunniest]

finally a shoes for me

[nabeicat]

[oddishtea]

[avocad-hooee]

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS OK YES

[jezebelligerent]

friend: are you alright?

me: *finger guns* no!!!

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

if you have clinical depression and you know it clap your hands

[fagsbian69]

I would but I don’t have the energy…

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

if you have clinical depression and you know it vaguely groan

[luxgalador]

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

[jinkxsy]

Alyssa Edwards reacting to straight p0rn

[c3po]

my brothers friend just sent me a snapchat of the like tools section of a hardware store and was like “porn for men hahahaha” that comment is so baffling for so many reasons implying like actual porn isn’t all made for men and also like that he jacks it to an electric drill

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

[profeminist]

Source

[randomthingsthatilike1]

batman vs superman has earned a total domestic gross of 330 million and then world wide another 500 million, to make 800 million in revenue. Man of Steel earned even less–a little less than 700 million total. wonder woman, in ONE WEEK, has earned 223 million domestically and yesterday on Forbes they were talking about how it might end up making about 700 million world wide. In ONE week. Wonder Woman has 93% on Rotten Tomatoes. Superman vs Batman has 27%. That’s almost quadruple the ratings. Both of those movies also had budgets over 200 million, while Wonder Woman’s was just (comparatively) 149 million. It had 2/3rds of the budget and in one week has made almost as money as those two have ALREADY and it’s very likely with the way this is going that it’s going to make just as much COMBINED as those two, or more. You bet your ass they’re reshooting and giving her a bigger part. If people come to see Justice League it’s gonna be for Wonder Woman and they know it. This is very much a business, and Wonder Woman is doing phenomenally.

[alchemistc]

Do you ever just cry?

[jynsandors-deactivated20210215]

[spoonmeb]

I saw people complaining about the slow mo. Like bitch you crazy. This is 🔥

[girlwiththefurbytattoo]

The slow mo cleared my complexion, cured my depression, and saved my crops; it is 🔥

[cafeomancer]

I feel like my soul has been clensed and I haven’t even seen the movie yet

[starlakes]

Done 🍞 Slice like bread