That screaming gay

Nic, It/They/He

[dokirosi]

Loathing, unadulterated loathing! for your face, your voice, your clothing!

[sm-baby]

making thibgs... to send people

[sm-baby]

have these treasures that I made on mspaint

[sm-baby]

moAR

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

kids these days dont understand projecting your middle school anger due to being an outcast into vitriolic hate of justin bieber

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

ppl adding on about how justin bieber is actually a terrible person this is about drama between 11 year olds in like 2009. we didn’t know a single thing about the guy. your opinions were solely based on whether you were part of the 90% of teenagers who would cry if justin bieber jumped off a building or you were the 10% who would sit back with popcorn and yell “do a backflip”.

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

[wolfboyvirus]

Hello tumblr, im doing something of a mini survey so i have two questions:

1. Did you know before reading this that there was mercury present in thermometer fluid

2. Regardless of your previous answer would you say this was common knowledge

[teaboot]

The Victorian Era was shite compared to now obsiously but also titty piercings were popular everyone was on heroin and they thought bad sex made your kids ugly so the zeitgeist must have been wild

[deafmangoes]

I wish I could remember the source, but I once read a sociologist's take that the Victorian era was a complete abberation of human development. It was uniquely weird, never existed before, will likely never exist again.

I wonder how much of that was on the back of the industrial revolution. Maybe humanity had a similar "weird" moment in the Fertile Crescent when we figured out farming.

But yeah. Victorians were an odd bunch. Delightfully contradictory.

[teaboot]

A wild combination of Suddenly Having So Much New Technology We Barely Understand and Suddenly Using So Much New Technology We Barely Understand *May* have resulted in such new and novel situations as:

The baby will stop crying if I give it cocaine

My entire face is covered in arsenic

How Wonderful That I Can Buy Guns And Heroin At The Same Store! I Certainly Hope My Lead Poisoning Does Not Lead To Bouts Of Distemper And Irrational Thinking

There Are Bare Electrified Wires Running Through My House And My Technicolor Dress Is Highly Combustible, Which I Do Not Know Yet

My son, Lead Poisoning Georg,, shall someday inherit my gasoline and lead paint empire,,

NEW! Magical Miracle Substance! Asbestos! WILL NOT catch fire! CANNOT catch fire! YOU WILL NOT die! (From fire)

Impress Your Guests And In-Laws With The Tastiest Bright White Bread Chalk And Wood Shavings Can Produce

NEW! Baby feeding bottles! NEW! Glass baby feeding bottles! How do you clean them??? That isn't important stop asking questions. NEW!

If Heroin And Lead And Cocaine And Arsenic And Typhoid And Tuberculosis And Radiation And Ungrounded Wires And Lead And Chalk And Arsenic And Working In The Coal Mine Are Bad For Me, Then How Am I Moving So Fuckingn Fast

[keirstarmerhateblog]

[sch-uwu-lchen]

can i have some of your autism? just a taste bro i swear

[sch-uwu-lchen]

thank you for getting exactly what i meant

[sch-uwu-lchen]

confirmed: autism transmitted via wanton slutiness. now gimme

[sch-uwu-lchen]

autism is an STD: sexually transmitted (neuro)divergence

[autie-j]

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[bookshelfdreams]

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

[swords-n-spindles]

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

[irondoe]

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

[cressthegreenwitch]

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

[wonderful-emoji]

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

[emoji-shitposts]

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

[gwyoi]

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

[septicake]

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔫🌱🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

it has a fucking gun

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[unbotheredmuse]

[guooey]

- A Psalm for the Wild-Built, Becky Chambers // kagonekoshiro

[dat4l0re]

[oceanchemgirl]

Data is going to fuck shit up!!!

[datastartrek]

Data really said ‘maybe violence IS the answer’

[quasi-normalcy]

This is literally the message of this episode. This is not being taken out of context. The literal message of this episode is "Talk is nice when it works, but sometimes you need to blow shit up to rescue a society from its own stupidity."

[cloysterbell]

No one is allowed to write another Les Mis fic ever again