I'm changing my name

Jesse Cavell | 17 | Junior Yes, my name is Jesse. No, you really don't want to be my girl. Please stop singing at me. I'm begging you.

[coopydoo-deactivated20160323]

Yeah, definitely not family friendly.  Rather not relive it.

[jfcavell]

Oh. Awkward.  Well, I'm sorry? Any chance for recovery after or is this one of those avoiding your parents for the entire week kind of things?

[jillian-dawson-deactivated20200]

If by that you mean a lot, then yes. I wait a few more weeks, though.

[jfcavell]

Halloween's my favorite holiday, there's a lot of creative, expressive freedom. So yes, a lot. But, if you're still waiting a few weeks to get into the spirit, then what brought on the Christmas music comment?

[jillian-dawson-deactivated20200]

Apparently, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

[jfcavell]

Do you get into Christmas the way I get into Halloween?

[coopydoo-deactivated20160323]

Probably not a good idea to watch Movie 43 with your parents.

[jfcavell]

Never heard of it. Was it like getting caught with your girlfriend bad?

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

I was gonna say high six, but I mean, that works too.

[jfcavell]

A high...six? What?

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

I just- Well that’s it then, isn’t it? I think we just cracked his secret.

[jfcavell]

I think that calls for a high five, or a fist bump. That's what they're called, right? Fist bumps?

[noah-manning]

What’s this? What’s this? There’s color everywhere!

[jfcavell]

What's this! There's white things in the air! What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming! Wake up Jack, this isn't fair! What's this?

[forgottencolt-deactivated201401]

There is a super massive cloud of drinkable alcohol floating around in space and from what we can tell so far, it’s raspberry flavored. 

viva la science 

[jfcavell]

...What?

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

He got tired, or they weren’t enough for him anymore, so he went for freshman Knox’s parents instead. If that’s not some plot twist..

[jfcavell]

That might actually be genius, if you think about it. He dodges the question that he's a senior art kid eating freshmen because he spares Knox, and then he creates this perfect alibi for all the other senior cannibals, because everyone suddenly thinks Carter Avery is the only one, and he started with the adults.

[diannasagron]

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

Hey, it could be worse than freshman-eating art kids okay. Plus, we’ve already got Carter Avery. I wanna see how many people would actually be surprised with a whole undercover clan of artsy people backing him up.

[jfcavell]

Oh, I thought that was kind of always a rumor? Like one of those things that parents told you to make sure you didn't sneak out at night. But now I'm wondering if Carter Avery was just a senior art kid gone bad, and got tired of being forced to eat tiny freshmen.

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

Are art minions not a thing? The underclassmen that sign up thinking class would be a sweet easy A deal and then they realize, oh look gotta paint an actual important thing now, don’t fuck it up or they eat you.

[jfcavell]

I don't think so, but it would be pretty cool if it were! Or well, cool for the upperclassmen, I guess. At least until the reputation got around that the art students were cannibals...

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[ernie-locantore]

Dude, it looks great. Why are you complaining? I couldn’t even dream of doing something like that.

[jfcavell]

I don't know, I guess what they say is true, you're always your own worst critic. I just think there's a lot that could have gone better. Kinda like my last vocab quiz.

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

Yeah, I saw the start of it before break, I hadn’t really paid attention to if it was finished, or even who was working on it. I probably should’ve known.

I thought you were gonna say somethin’ about “we” being you and your minions.

[jfcavell]

Oh, that's okay, I don't think anyone really knows anything about it, except that the library smells like paint, and there's a lot of caution tape up around that section of the building.

I'm pretty sure you have to be cool to have minions, so that will never be me.

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[jillian-dawson-deactivated20200]

You’re adorable. I like how much you like her.

[jfcavell]

Thanks. I think.

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[jillian-dawson-deactivated20200]

No, not at all. You do what you feel works. That would be a cute way to ask her. I think she’d make a wonderful Sally.

[jfcavell]

She just reminds me a lot of Sally, she doesn't let things get in her way, she likes to take chances, and she's always looking out for me. She's so great, and she doesn't even seem to realize just how much, and wow, I really like her. She's also a really good kisser.

[jfcavell]

It's finally done!

[callimecca]

The..mural? You were working on the mural, right?

[jfcavell]

Yes, for the past...Um May, June, July...6 months almost we've been painting.

I mean "we," as in me and the senior advanced art class, not like the royal "we" or anything.