reality checks;

Charlie. ❝FANTASY IS SILVER AND SCARLET, INDIGO AND AZURE, OBSIDIAN VEINED WITH GOLD AND LAPIS LAZULI. REALITY IS PLYWOOD AND PLASTIC, DONE UP IN MUD BROWN AND OLIVE DRAB. FANTASY TASTES OF HAZELNUT & HONEY, CINNAMON & CLOVES, RARE RED MEAT & WINES AS SWEET AS SUMMER. REALITY IS BEANS AND TOFU, AND ASHES AT THE END. REALITY IS THE STRIP MALLS OF SUNNY BURBANK, THE SMOKESTACKS OF CLEVELAND, A PARKING GARAGE IN NEWARK. ❞

[jfccharles]

thejacksonrose:

Why? I mean, I grew up in Colorado so I should be used to it. but being over seas in the desert for so long has my body used to warmth.

I’m like a spaceheater.

So heat just annoys me.

[jaxonmccarthy]

Is anyone else tired of it being cold? I just want it to be at least in the mid 60s. Is that so much to ask?

[jfccharles]

I think it’s kinda nice. 

[kittyslytheringal]

Well my puppy is named pipsqueak its a pug, yea it looks like it squish in the face but well had her first accident in the hall, so I’m freaking sorry if it smells in the hallway.

[jfccharles]

Ah, you’re chill I guess. Is she young? 

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

Do you wanna play? Winning by itself’s always been plenty motivation for me.

I don’t turn down a good game.

[obriy]

[misszoeydeutch]

zoey deutch for vacation in austria / source

[jfccharles]

bsmythe:

Basically what this is, so get used to it.

Sounds bout right.

[jfccharles]

devonlo:

I don’t think we’re locked in. If we were, I’d still be able to escape. But I think we can still leave and come back whenever we want.

 Dope. But I wouldn’t mind being stuck in here with a girl as pretty as you.

[privjeanne]

The next time I say yes to helping with the kindergarten-level dance classes, somebody please talk sense into me. It sounded like an easy enough gig until three kids got sick from chugging their apple juice and another somehow ended up with her hair caught in the barre. This all happened before one of them misheard my name and the rest thought it was hilarious, so I spent the rest of the rehearsal being called “Ms. Jason.” I definitely have to give credit to anyone who works with kiddos on a regular basis, because if I did so, I might very well lose my mind.

[jfccharles]

Kids give me indigestion. 

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

Would it maybe help to remember that with enough poker poker winnings, you won’t need to play to get someone to take their clothes off?

It’s a fun game, not a requirement. I’m fine without the cards. 

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

Bro. Then that’s ninety percent too much.

I’m not dead yet, am I?

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

I always like a fellow gambler.

I was always a lot better at strip poker, than poker poker. 

But that’s a motivation thing, not a skill thing.

[jfccharles]

lainexboy:

Fair enough and they usually won’. I got lucky, I had a friend who did like 90% of my tattoos.

Damn, lucky you. Most of my friends are idiots. 

Wouldn’t trust them with a butter knife, let alone a needle.

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

Do you rescue tiger cubs and/or eat fire in that last ten percent?

Mostly eating. 

[jfccharles]

damn-it-dom-hummel:

It’s your basic halfway house in nicer clothes. I checked for recording devices within a week of getting here, so if that is the point, they’re using some revolutionary shit.

I’ll take your word for it.

[jfccharles]

lainexboy:

It changes. Sometimes I’ll take something seriously and then the next time not. I mean, I’m definitely the kind of person who will disregard a lot of safety warnings/advice, like how long you should wait before getting another tattoo. Granted, that one hasn’t backfired on me, but still.

I think most people are like that. I’ve been wanting a tat for a while, but that’s usually when I’m drunk, and too drunk to actually get to a tattoo shop. Plus I know a lot of tattooers don’t tattoo drunk people. 

[jfccharles]

rosepey:

Yeah, no. From what I could tell, its not filled with ‘crazies’.

Kind of getting that vibe. Which is nice. Still weird though.