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lainexboy:
Fair enough. Glad to know you’re still alive, was gonna be real sad if you’d gone and died on me. Besides gaming, how have you been?
Um. That’s really kind of it. Stevie’s been feeding me while I play. I choked on a cracker and thought I was dead for two minutes. But really, I’ve been gaming for like, two weeks straight so I’m great. What about you?
ffrankienstein:
That was literally my next plan. Is there a way to carefully sock slide?
No, but being uncareful is definitely worth it if you get the best slide.
jocelynchang:
I can hear my mother lecturing me from 700 miles away for what I’m about to say, but you can never go wrong with Lunchables. As long as you don’t opt for the pizza kind, because I’m pretty sure those crusts are made from Play-Dog. You might want to add Gatorade to that list so you don’t totally drain yourself of electrolytes if you decide to hold up in there again.
700 miles away? That’s like, so many footsteps. Definitely over a hundred. Lunchables are what I live off of all the time. Not the pizza ones -- I usually eat the ones with the crackers. Sometimes I just eat the candy in them. Gatorade is a good idea. I’ll add that to my list of things to get whenever I leave my apartment.
jfccharles:
Dope. But I wouldn’t mind being stuck in here with a girl as pretty as you.
Well, we aren’t stuck, but we are here, so... kind of the same thing? Maybe? Maybe not.
damn-it-dom-hummel:
I’m actually more worried now than I was before, because now I have no idea why things are moving around in my apartment while I’m not there. I just assumed it was poltergeist you.
That would be the fucking coolest. Now I kinda wish I was dead so I really can come freak you out and haunt you.
alienfabray:
As your fellow Ghostbuster partner I reserve the right to poke you with a stick either way.
Even if I knew you weren’t dead. You deserve a double poke with the stick for trying to bite my finger while I was trying to feed you a cracker.
As long as you don’t poke me so hard that it goes through my skin.
I didn’t try to bite your finger. You kept your finger there for too long, I miscalculated my bite... so many things went wrong.
lainexboy:
Dax! Thank the Precursors. I was getting worried there. What were you playing?
Life is Strange and Until Dawn... over and over. I wanted to make different decisions to see how it would play out each time.
jfccharles:
So what exactly’s going on here? I’m really not tryna end up on some DocuDrama about a bunch of crazies locked up in an apartment complex.
I don’t think we’re locked in. If we were, I’d still be able to escape. But I think we can still leave and come back whenever we want.
ffrankienstein:
Well, this place really is some fancy shit. Feel like I’m gonna break something just by looking at it.
I feel that way all the time. Usually I do end up breaking something but you just gotta be super careful. Don’t try to run and slide down the hallways in your socks.
I’ve been playing video games nonstop for like, two weeks. I’ve only emerged to stock up on Sunny D and Lunchables. If anyone thought I was dead... I’m not.
run-run-riley:
Oh dear… Time to banish that blanket to the sofa. It’s the only appropriate punishment for such behavior. I’m sure you’ve been nothing but lovely to little blanket, and this is how you’re repaid?
I think it went through a pretty harsh punishment already. Well, it wasn’t supposed to be a punishment, but it’s for the greater good.
rj-layton:
Could it have been angry? Have you been seeing other blankets?
I mean, yeah, but we had a deal. I have my couch blanket, and my sleeping blanket, and my camping blanket, and my back up sleeping blanket, and my guest blanket, and my bathroom blanket, and my street blanket. I mean, I had all of them. They’re destroyed now.
damn-it-dom-hummel:
Do you think maybe it was worried about what it saw you do to the microwave, and was acting out of self defense? Or, or maybe your apartment is already haunted, and the ghosts living there are the ones who tied it around your legs and the blanket is actually innocent? I think we need to do a full examination of the clues.
Blankets don’t have eyes. That’s just ridiculous. I don’t... do you think my apartment could be haunted? Sometimes I think the lights are flickering but then I realize it’s just me blinking, but other than that, I don’t think so.
portofizzy:
I’ll get my lawyer friend to convict it. We’ll live off of the settlement.
No need. Stevie and I ripped it all up looking for the government’s nanobots inside of it. I had to use a lot of band aids, but it was worth it. Do you wanna bring me your blanket so we can do the same? Except we’ll need more band aids if you wanna do that.
alienfabray:
That is one of the saddest yet most horrifying stories I’ve ever heard in the ever. Why didn’t you call me? I have a brand new lightsaber that would love to protect you, friend. Oooh… Should we take it apart? See if there’s any nano-mechanism controlling it? Or did you do it already. I have scissors and tweezers and a magnifying glass and a petri dish and a mini microscope.
You... have a lightsaber? Holy shit. Holy shit. Wait. I need to get mine so we can battle. I didn’t already do it -- I was afraid of doing it without backup. Definitely bring everything over and we’ll take this bitch down.
berryxez:
Even professional chefs can accidentally light things on fire. And I did.
Oh well… never liked those kitchen towels anyway.
I’ve set so many things on fire that it’s started to be weird when I don’t set things on fire. How’d you put it out?
My blanket tried to kill me this morning. I was just minding my own business, trying to get out of bed, but it tangled itself around my legs so when I started walked, I just fell right to the floor. It was probably hoping it’d get me concussed or something. I never thought something I loved so much would betray me like this.