Jan 31, 2015
My laptop is a literal piece of shit and I can't deal rn so I'm going to go for a little while and come back later tonight. I shall reply/answer messages then. Hit me up if you want to plot or something and i'll get back to you later.

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@jfcloretta
I just want a fucking cigarette.
I'd give you one, but I left my pack in my car.
You sound like Napoleon Dynamite.
I can't say that I know who that is.
Of course not, which is even more annoying. It wasn’t even that short.
Mothers and their oppressive rules. I swear, they get even more strict by the minute it seems.
I didn’t say that you couldn’t eat your tater tots in class. I said that you have to share your tater tots if you bring them into class, that’s a new rule and just put in place by me.
Do I look like the kind of person who likes to share? C'mon, Axel. You're cute, but I'm not sure you're that cute.
I was told once that eating food during class is distracting but were I’m standing it’s the only thing keeping me awake.
I agree with you 100%. I mean, if they expect us to make it through the day, they need to be a bit more lenient on their rules. Besides, it's only distracting to those who are too stupid enough to not know how to sneak their own food in.
So I gave an eleven year old their first boner today… and then got scolded for it. This mom just yelled at me saying it was inappropriate for me to wear a skirt that short and I have never been this offended in my life. Hey, ever thought of instead of telling me to wear a longer skirt how about you teach your kid that it’s not okay to objectify women like that?
The hilarious thing is, I doubt you were wearing your shortest skirt.
Whoever made the rule that no one can eat in class can suck it. If I want tater tots while I listen to a boring ass lecture, I will eat my damn tater tots.