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@maybemateo; Mateo Marcus Lopez - Howdy, howdy, howdy, I'm Woody. Okay, wait, no. I'm Mateo, but you can call me tonight. Or Matty. Matty works. Psychology major at Canyon Grove, in love with Chris Evans. Still upset over Ben Affleck being Batman, and I'm determined to get everyone to love me. That's about it. “You're arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is fragile and rare. But that's a lie, and you know it.”

[jfcmateo]

@kiplingskorner: @maybemateo they, like all midgardians, fear the might of mjolnir.

@maybemateo: @kiplingskorner or they fear loki but he kinda turns me on idk

[jfcmateo]

@maybemateo: today someone asked me my ultimate life goal so when i said 'have a threesome with thor and loki' they looked at me, looked around, and slowly backed away and i don't think i've ever laughed harder in my entire life

[teddynash-blog]

Yeah, no, I got what you mean. Ah, ‘course you do. It’s like I’ve stepped into a Falcon landmine. I go to Willow Wood.

[jfcmateo]

Good. We're like obnoxious birds that flock together. No worries, though. I'm not gonna kill you or anything. I give absolutely zero fucks about the rivalry. Especially after I got a lecture about "canoodling with the enemy."

[justnolandon]

WE RULE THIS KINGDOM TOGETHER YOU CAN’T DO THAT. Actually you can, just like I can totally track you when you try to sneak out of the castle, and fool me with implications of sex. I’m okay with this.

[jfcmateo]

Just shut up and come here and kiss me because I miss you and i'm about 16 minutes and three PowerPoint slides from becoming a carnie. 

[teddynash-blog]

'Phobias would be more fun', makes it sound like phobias are actually fun. Anyway, you're a psychology major, then? Where do you study?

[jfcmateo]

Okay, okay. It would be more interesting? I mean -- I think it's fun. The study, not the actual phobias. But maybe I'm weird. That's correct, and I go to Canyon Grove. What about you?

[shehoped]

[eloisefabray]

I guess this is where I have to introduce myself to those of you who’ve been living under a rock or go to Willow Woods. 

The name’s Iris and I’m hotter than anybody else you’ll ever meet. I’m majoring in law, I go to Canyon Grove, and I’m the most fun you’ll ever get to know. If you need some weed or some cheap booze, I’m your girl. 

[jfcmateo]

Maybe people want to be Patrick Starr, Iris. Did you think of that? Equality for all sponge and starfish alike.

Anyway. Hi, flower. You're as peachy as ever. And excuse you, but I like to consider myself very fun. I could probably give you a run for your fun money. Though, i'd prefer to just double the fun and the liquor and the weed. Because that sounds like fun.

[randy-dandy-o-deactivated201406]

Optimism, dude. Optimism. You won’t fail if you know the topic backwards and forwards.

[jfcmateo]

I have no idea how to be optimistic anymore, Kip. Send help. I think I'm dying.

[teddynash-blog]

I love presentations. What’s yours on?

[jfcmateo]

Phobias. We had to pick a section of 'abnormal psychology' so it was either phobias or some sort of personality disorder but I thought phobias would be more fun.

[jfcmateo]

Okay, but if I have to give one more presentation, I'm literally going to make my presentation topic and all future topics "why Mateo Lopez hates college assignments" and accept my fate of failing.

[justnolandon]

I’m dying. And like, completely and absolutely dying. DEATH IS AMONG US, and it is coming yours personally. And I would like it to be printed on my grace “God fucking dammit, College, you killed the best damn pie eater in all of fairy tale land.” Please and thank you.

[jfcmateo]

It's on my royal decree that you're not allowed to die. So. Ya know. Lets not do the thing. 

[danberrys-blog-deactivated20170]

You know I do, silly.

[jfcmateo]

I know. I just like when you admit it.

[danberrys-blog-deactivated20170]

If you say so.

[jfcmateo]

Love me, Dan.

[evanssimon]

Hi, hello.

[evanssimon]

Excellent point. That is a benefit! I tend to over think things, so it may come in handy. Nice to meet you Mateo. You’re correct, I am. How do you know Chase? 

[jfcmateo]

I tend to under think things, so. I don't actually know if under think makes sense. It probably doesn't. Nice to meet you too, Alfie. I bring her milkshakes and Taco Bell among other things when I'm not visiting the underworld. Normal things.

[evanssimon]

Hi, hello.

Introductions are odd and quite difficult. Here I thought it was just in person, yet as I sit and try to figure out what to say right now, I really have no idea what to write. Oh well. I think this is enough to suffice for an intro post. Oh, yes, and I’m Alfie. :) 

[evanssimon]

[jfcmateo]

On the bright side, if you write something dumb you can delete it and pretend it never happened. Not that I think you would, but I mean, I do it constantly. And hey, man. I'm Mateo. You're Chase's brother, yeah?

[danberrys-blog-deactivated20170]

You should really not nap if this is going to happen. Pushing on and going to sleep early would have been the better option. But you enjoy your coffee, Mr. Night Owl.

[jfcmateo]

Nope. That is my general reply to you. Nope, can't do it. Sleeping early + Mateo Lopez don't go well together.

[randy-dandy-o-deactivated201406]

Sleep is for the weak anyway.

[jfcmateo]

I agree wholeheartedly and so does Bring Me the Horizon.