+ LIKE A VILLAIN

Jodie Marie Comer. Twenty-seven, actor, Liverpool born and bred, now contracted to the premises of Big Brother, Tesco cashier turned world's most uncoordinated assassin. Phoebe Waller-Bridge's BFF & admin of every Julie Walters fan site. DISCLAIMER: This is an RP account, not the real Jodie.

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There’s obviously a past between Patrick and Jodie. 

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Nathalie and Jodie have been flirting up a storm.

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@JodieComer: Starting Grey's for the first time ever! Wish me luck.

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gdimitch‌:

– & “This your way of telling me that you’re fucking Sandra Oh?”

“Michelle! Don’t be silly. When’s the new Fast and Furious movie due to come out?”

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cbborlando·:

The best thing Jodie Comer never had. 

Whatever helps nurse that bruised ego.

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kristxnstewart‌:

“And then Sandra will be clinging to yours… and then there will be a massive fucking line of people clinging on to legs.”

It’ll end at Sandra unless someone’s got a death wish.

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kristxnstewart·:

You made mine go all red too. So thanks for that too, Jodie!

Of course, it’s my main goal in life.

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kristxnstewart·:

“Well, if he ain’t going back, neither am I. I’ll cling to his leg.”

“Meanwhile, I’ll be clinging to yours.”

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cbbjamielee·:

I’m going to make an announcement. Hello, my name is Jamie Lee Curtis. I heard Jason Momoa was here. Can anyone point me in the right direction so as I can climb that like a tree. 

Oh my god, Laurie Strode!

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kristxnstewart·:

Was it really? Now, you’re making me feel all kinds of special. You’re so fucking cute.

Great, now you’ve made me go pink in the cheeks on national television. Thanks for that, Kristen!

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cbborlando·:

Please, no autograph requests. Not tonight. I’m too tired. 

Who are you, again?

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bbMessenger | Jo

HUNT: .......I, uh, well....no.

HUNT: you're crazy you know that? (In the best ways)

HUNT: is 8000% a valid answer? Would you believe me if I told you I mightttt have cried just a smidge when I realized I was losing my favorite big spoon?

JODIE: I'll be crazy in all the worst ways if the new one gets broken.

JODIE: I would believe you, because a wise man once told me, 'There's no greater big spoon than you.'

JODIE: You better not replace me, either! I'm a Pisces so I'll be crying over it for months.

JODIE: Years, even.

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mattbomercriss‌:

‘As fun as that sounds, I’m not sure these manicured nails have wait to takes to help run a farm.’

“What are you going on about? Those manicured nails weren’t destined for anything else.”

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gdimitch‌:

– & “Ya got me here now, isn’t that enough? I promise not to leave your side, but only if you promise to introduce me to Sandra Oh.”

“I’m not opposed to this, but I can’t promise there won’t be more physical repercussions involved if it escalates beyond a hand-shake.” 

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📩 | Villanelle

PADDY: Just don't tell people I've got one. Everyone will want a compliment if they are.

PADDY: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

PADDY: Anytime.

PADDY: You and Sandra steal the show, but I gotta say, I do enjoy Fiona Shaw too.

PADDY: A crossover?

JODIE: Too late, already in the process of making posters to sweep under everyone's bedroom door.

JODIE: I'm spreading the word Regina George style.

JODIE: Excellent choices.

JODIE: Fiona needs to get her bum over here already so everyone's too stunned to ever create drama again.

JODIE: Yup! Told Trace I'd give Pheebs a buzz and ask her to write the crossover.

JODIE: Ruzek's still alive right?

JODIE: We're about to repeat history when V throttles him.

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📩 | Wife

SANDRA: Don't you?

SANDRA: No broken bones. I promise. You're welcome to do a full body examination though, just in case.

SANDRA: Sounds like the worst distraction ever.

JODIE: Come here right now so this full body examination can commence.

JODIE: Might even recite my best lines while I do it.

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bbMessenger | Jo

HUNT: i mean....i guess you're right.. it just doesn't seem right to hold it against him. i dunno.

HUNT: no! you don't need to do that, it's fine

HUNT: ....puppy huh? :p

HUNT: HEY. i'm not that small!

HUNT: i take great pride in being a cozy little spoon, thank you very much

JODIE: Did he at least apologise?

JODIE: Oh, hush. I'm doing it and that's final.

JODIE: There's no stopping me.

JODIE: On a scale of 10-10, how much are you missing your big spoon?